What Next?
 

Is there going to be a State funeral and 21 gun salute? If so, Jim and I will be there for a bloody good laugh. :rotfl2:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100816/...s-870a197.html

Burial at Lake I'd say, at least :yep:


Too big to go down the toilet ;)

Why not eat it?

Put the chip pan on...frying tonight :DL

Boy... what a load of Carp :har:

Sounds a bit fishy to me :hmmm:

You're eating a carp!:o
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/082009/125...uy_barfing.gif

I say take it to an asian fishmarket! You'll be rich!

Eating a fish THAT old, you're making me sick.
The carp is a hero of the animal world, stuff it up your... homo sapiens sapiens, you call yourselves the pinnacle of evolution and you couldnt catch me :O:

http://coldmoon.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=300&h=181

In Soviet Russia, carp catch you.

Now that's an interesting solution to my always-single problem

I ordered some Soviet Carp once... but I got this instead... Must have been some kind of mix up at the warehouse... :O:

There must've been a Carp shortage and they had to substitute the closest thing they had in large quantities...

Perhaps, but I understand they're very hard to catch. Of course for a practiced master baiter it should be easy enough...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SeCS_oHDOh...its-a-carp.jpg

We can't repel fresh water fish of this magnitude!

Now I know how "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" came to be.