Kid throwing a tantrum
 

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/76058/..._is_a_lunatic/

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What in the hell is he saying?!?!

Jesus H Christ in a handbasket! This is older than the Internet!:stare::haha:

to all the germans: give us a translated transcrpit (if possible) :DL

Sorry, can't get myself to really watch that (quit after five seconds).

Basically:

“hurry! i wanna play Unreal Tournament!! go!!!"

“start that damn game!!"

“start! ... that! ...game! you !"

"I'm not going to say it twice.. go.."

“what is this!?! Oh my God!!! What happened!?!"

“I want Unreal! I want to play!"

"it's starting.. (makes a sort of song out of 'here we go') here we goooo.. here we gooo.. PLAY PLAY!!!"

“PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT!"

"it's loading.. when it loads THE WATING TAKES SO LONG!!! I DON'T WANT TO WAIT I WANT TO"

“think positive.. just think positive.. going to start any moment now.."

“there it is.. there it is.. (much evil laughter) RAAAARGT you take that! eat that! i killed him! Whohoo!"

“eat that! eat feces you i will kill you!"

(insert 20 second bloodlust nonsensical rampage)

“the escape buttons missing.. where's the escape button?"
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“i don't need help.. i don't need help.. i don't need help.. " (which clearly he actually does need a lot of help)

“i'll punish them.. i'll just punish them.. I! WILL! PUNISH! YOU!"

“Yahooo! I killed him.. I will kill you all!"

"he's shooting at me.. thats shooting at me! ( We assume he dies in the game) RAAARGH!"

thanks GoldenRivet :D
going apesht over a game, he wont see female genitalia till his 40's (and it will be pay-for-view)

I believe I once heard that this vid is fake and that the guy is just acting.

You're welcome

certainly wont be seeing any of it up close and personal.

the kid has issues.

he basically destroyed his keyboard over a matter of 4 minutes of gameplay (or less)

if he were my kid... he wouldnt be around an electronic device of any kind for 6 months... this includes clocks and light bulbs.

His room would be reduced to the middle ages.

books and oil lamp light would be about it it. And while the rest of the family enjoys our food from the oven and stove... everything he eats needs to be cooked by the open flame of the fireplace.

he would emerge at the end of the year with a whole new appreciation for electronics of every kind.

He probably will see plenty sooner or later.. the vid is still as much a fake as it was 10 years ago.. :03:

He's acting. He's played that character in other videos.

irregardless... issues...

Boy is that an old video, seen it several years ago, I think it was a setup IIRC!:hmmm: If it was real I would have to wonder if he is still alive!:-?

That's some pretty freaking good acting! :o

Why would he destroy his own keyboard if he was only acting? :-?

Plus, if he was acting, why do that for nearly 5 minutes straight!? Was he trying to land a role in Gilbert Grape or something!? :doh:

http://www.ccrp.com.au/fun/screening.../grape-leo.jpg



PS: This was in no way really meant to be aimed at Skybird. I really don't even know him or talk with him on here but he's the only poor bastard I could find that claims he's from, or living in, Germany! :rotfl2::har:

Why? He did a wildly popular skit. You don't have to be crazy to do that.

You can easily buy old keyboards in thrift stores for a few bucks. Or maybe he had one just lying around.