What's been happening?
 

I've been away for a year or so, personal crap messed up my life a bit, but back now though. So does anyone want to give me the one minute brief on what's been going on here?

The effects of the stimulus program are debatable, immigration and gun rights in America are contentious topics, the Grey Wolves team has retired and SH5 has issues. Welcome back.

The lolcats are still funny, the Four Word Story would make for a very confusing volume of comedic texts, and Subsim has been overrun by zombies. :yep:


Edit - Almost forgot: Sailor Steve sacked England. :D

And Krashkart joined us. That's when the decline started. :O:

England repeated they're usual form of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory in the world cup :DL

Moat shot himself this morning if you haven't already heard.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/

Neal has been harassed by Grey Wolves

On a happier note, Reece and Tarjak were married in a small private ceremony in April. Jimbuna was maid of honor. Some drunk guy named "Bruce" was best man.

Sailor Steve was invited but, as has already been noted, decided to go off and sack England instead. We're pretty sure he only did it to get out of chipping in on the wedding present. Wanker.

It's not my fault that the Hussites revolted. :D


I missed the wedding. (read: I was not "Bruce") Was there cake? :woot:

No. Only the sweet relief of death.

Waow! Glad I missed it then. :yep:

Oh, but it was a lovely ceremony. The brides both wore white (which caused a bit of snickering, I must admit - some people have no manners!) and their gowns were fabulous.

And you promised you wouldn't tell! :cry:

Hangin' out with the Hussies again, eh? Didn't I warn you about that?

I remember the Hussies. Washington walked all the way across Delaware Avenue to bring them breakfast in bed on Christmas morning. Boy were they surprised! But that's how he ended up being first in their hearts, not to mention stepfather of all his countrymen.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-co....thumbnail.jpg

Now that's what I call "Heinz 57"!

*ba dum pishh!*

America elected a complete buffoon to the presidency! :yawn: