Alternate Dev Q&A for 01/13/2010
 

Q: Will there be a special addition of SHV?
A: Yes. It will be the standard game patched to 1.4

Q: Does the constant complaining about the game at subsim bother you?
A: No. It's fun reading posts from people whose egg has clearly slipped off the toast.

Q: Did the posted pictures of Jimbuna sleeping during an annual subsim meeting have any effect on the game?
A: Yes. We had to re-think the hangover mechanics so that loud snoring acoustics were included that altered the pitch of the sub.

Q: What is the capital of Romania?
A: We are still working on that, but we hope to have an answer soon.

Q: Was the game Beta tested?
A: Bucharest.

Q: Is there a release date for SHV?
A: Yes.

Q: Care to tell us what it is?
A: No

Q: Will the game play on Vista?
A: Nothing plays on Vista.

Q: Will the game play on Neal's rig?
A: :rotfl2:


Thank you, Dan, for these candid answers.

:har:

Update

Q: Will the game only feature a Type VIIC
A: No the game will not feature anything from the roman empire

Q: Will sh-5 feature a 3-d brothel?
A: No our wives wont let us.

Q: What kinds of flavours of soup will the cook have?
A: Thats still in the tasting uhm testing phase

Q:What machine do you use? and what are its specs
A: coffee machine 2000 with 4 bags of instant coffee capacity.

Q: Will SH5 have a crappy interface?
A: Most certainly.

Q: Is SH5 basicly SH4 with better smoke and a crap GUI ?
A: Absolutely.

Q: Why do you not let the devs produce a quality product ?
A: Because we're barking mad.

Q: What is the target market for SH5 ?
A: 2 to 3 years olds.

Q: Will it need batteries ?
A: What are batteries ?

Q: You're not really qualified to work in marketing are you ?
A: We we thought about using inteligence in our marketing campaign but decided not to break a habit of a lifetime at this stage.

Q: When will SH5 be released ?
A: When it has sufficient bugs to justify the money we've put aside for 3 or 4 patches.

Q: Do you have a Quality Assurance department ?
A: You're kidding me right ?

Q: Don't you think the sub sim community deserve more comprehensive info ?
A: No. Just give us yer money and shut up....guttersnipes.

Q: Wolfpacks?
A: Nobody wants them. No historical significance, ect...

Q: Realistic Damage for own sub?
A: For sure. It now takes 2 whole minutes to fix the engines.

Q: Ship acceleration?
A: We installed turbos for the DD's now they are like the General Lee.

Q: Cheating AI?
A: AI?

Q: Compressed air system in use?
A: Your talking to it.

heh

Q: Hah!
A: Heh.

Epic thread

Q: What is the biggest step forward for SH game series contained in V?
A: We have been working 1 year on achievment system for steam release. There will be more than 100 of them.

Q: What achievments? SH V shouldnt be more realistic because current technology allows that?
A: Our market reseach said that 7-14 years old customers doesnt need it. But we increase ammount of torpedoes to 128 per sub.

Q: What do you think about subsim community and work of modders? Is SH better with mods, isn't it?
A: No! They ruined our game. We dont know now how to play in SH4 with TMO and manual targetting system.

Come on Dan, don't tell me you're suprised... ;)
This whole maskerade of "Dev Q&A" where your people at UBI make it a point to mainly pick the most mundane and quite possibly less important questions was bound to produce this reaction one day or another lol I guess the "will I be able to sit on the captain's bed" was the one mundane question too many :yep:

It may work on the UBI forum, I dunno, but the overall IQ of people at subsim is past too much for these marketing tricks to work here. Admit UBI does not allow you to really talk about your game, and that's it, we can understand, especially if it's not up to you! :know:

With the "Is it possible to sit in the officer’s mess or "sleep" in my commander bunk?", I take it many people here felt as if it was insulting their intelligence, so to speak as it was a bit too much to cope with lol. I felt a little bit this way myself :timeout:

Now for some of the other here, that shouldn't mean you could not complain whilst keeping a friendly "mocking" attitude towards devs, as I did for example on many previous posts about this, but not adopting an insulting tone. Though most of people here do so, thanksfully.

We're still almost blind as to what SHV's gonna be, so best not insulting devs who are trying to do their best and puts commitment into it, until proved otherwise. :ping:

But please, the next question answered would better not be: "Will I be able to jump or strafe while using 1st person view?"... :arrgh!:

Q: heh.
A: huh?

I didn't want to start another topic, so here it's my question:
Will there be a dev diary ? If not then you will expect from me a little visit hehe :D

As kapitan_zur_see pointed out, it is imperative that all mockery is aimed at UBI and NOT THE DEVS. At the end of the day they are not in charge of the direction of SH5 or the unevolved arsology that UBI considers to be marketing.

The DEVS are just doing their job and hopefully they will structure SH5 in such a way as to make it much more open to modding. Hell they have to really else its gonna bomb bigtime.

Yeah, we're only making fun of GKane and his pick of questions :haha:

Q: will we be able to use a mouse?
Q: will the camera move with you as you move through the sub?
Q: is there a save/load option in the game?
Q: will the allies win the war?
Q: will we have a Type VIIC modeled in the game?

When there are questions that really bug us every day. Back in autumn most answers were blowing us away.

Q: will the interior camera have a collision node this time?
A: you'll have a full FPS camera and be able to walk through the entire sub, interact with crew etc etc.
:o

Now they're blowing us off. :haha:

Don't blame Gkane, we're a team here. Sometimes he picks the question, sometimes we pick them.

Sometimes we just can't answer some questions because the answer is not decided or is part of some "information plan" to be revealed later.

Lol, but I have a new rig :)

:haha: