My first sexual experience
 

I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the
counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered,
'No, this is my first time.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown.
'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.

Lol! And that was how you met Mrs Buna?:har:

No, I think that was at the local clinic a week or two later :DL

Can i get directions to this particular pharmacy? :D:D:D

Mate if she was older than Jim when he was sixteen then she'll either be dead or in her nineties now!:D

LMAO :rotfl2:

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What can I say?:har::har:

I forgot I had video footage of Jim and Tarjak " looking for love" during the subsim meeting.

Now, you were wondering where those 2 were during the cavalla clean up?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6daDI...eature=related

Well, now you know.
:haha:

Reminds me of the first time I bought condoms. I was 15 and nervous as hell, and the girl at the till was pretty which just made me more nervous. I said, "do you sell condoms?" and she said yes, and produced a tray with dozens of different kinds. She said, "which kind do you want?"

Well, I wasn't expecting that, so I said "I don't know. Which kind would you recommend?"

She looked at me and I realised what I'd said and went beetroot. I grabbed a pack at random, paid, and left the store. I never went back there again.

True story.

LMAO! :haha:

In my first year of college, my mother gave me a box of condom when she visited me during the college homecoming. It was right before we both went to see Jon Stewart's stand up comedy event in RIT.

Do you know why?

Because I can't keep my mouth when I talked about a girl that I hang out with.


(Yes, Jon Stewart, the guy who host The Daily Show in Comedy Central.)

Actually, you'd have caught us at a certain establishment in Houston called The Flying Saucer....teaching a couple of your countrymen how to drink something a little more manly than milk :know:

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Now where we were later....that is a closely guarded secret....but it was videoed :smug:

The flying saucer is one of my favorite places.

Love every minute i ever spent there.

Well steer clear of the Brown Ale on draught :oops::DL

:har: My first visit to the chemist I was rather embarrassed:oops: so I asked very quietly do you sell frenchies?, she said yes, what size do you want? I didn't know what to say, I just said medium! Then at the top of her voice she yells out How much for the medium condoms? Everyone in the shop turned and looked at me:eek: ... I crawled out the door!!:oops::oops::oops: