lol, such a nerd...
 

I'm a high school student on a Friday night and my idea of a good time is curling up with Das Boot and Sh3, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME SUBSIM! :haha:

Wow, I'm also a high school student playing SH3 on a Friday night.



And I live in Georgia, too. Freaky.

Swedish submarine force to read when SH3 is loading or TC 1024 :)

I've always said that a twelve-step program is needed for all the submarine simulation addicts here.

"Hi... my name is Kpt. Lehmann... and I'm a submarinaholic." :o

hmmmm.... im not the only 20Years and under subsimmer...:rotfl2:

Make that 21 and under :D

No hope for you guys.

:nope:

My name is Platapus and I am....<sob> a submarineaholic

It all started innocently, you know, a couple of training missions, just to be one of the guys.

Well, it quickly became something serious....

Soon stock SH3 was not enough. You see... there were these mods <sob>

Honestly, I only wanted to experiment with one mod -- The grey wolves. I thought I was in control. But I was lying to myself. There were other mods.... too many mods. I admit, I was like a kid in a candy store.

Then there was JSGME. It was SUPPOSED to help me with my mod addictions. HAH! It only enabled me to delve deeper and deeper into mods. Soon I could not play SH3 without JSGME. I had the SH3 monkey on my back

I did not even try to resist SH3 Commander. By that time I was too far gone..... <sob>

I had the stopwatch, the graph paper and yes <hanging head in shame> even my own hard-copy recognition manual!

I tried to keep my family out of this, but I am sure they knew. You can't hide a submarine addiction.

After work I would hurry home for a quick patrol.

Often I would need to log onto Subsim.com first thing in the morning.. just for a few posts to get going.

Soon my friends all left me for WoW or Medal of Honor.. they knew I was a lost case.

It is too late for me. But if I can save one, just one person from becoming a submarineaholic, perhaps my life won't be such a waste.

Go outside and don't be afraid of that bright ball in the sky. It won't hurt you and really, there are no aircraft diving toward you.

:rotfl2:

Thanks. Very good! Especially the JSGME bit.

Ha! I did not even mention what YOU and YOUR OLC mod did to me!!!

YOU ARE TO BLAME for not only my downfall but my increased enjoyment of the game. You and your mod.. and your little dog too!

How many more lives will you ruin and game experiences will you improve with your mods? I bet you are proud of yourself aren't you! :nope:. Think of the young and innocent gamers now hopelessly hooked on manual targeting. Lives ruined, renown enhanced. :stare:

Sure you claim it is all for increased realism, but I know the truth!! I know your agenda!! It is not about realism, it is about making the game more enjoyable. I dare you to deny it!! The facts are evident.

You, Sir, are exposed as a manipulator. A skilled manipulator of Stock SH3 data and Mods. And it is high time the world knows all about you and your agendas.

Sorry, OLC, but it had to be said. The truth can not be suppressed :know:.

:har::har::har::har::har::har:

You know its REALLY bad when I'm sittin' their in history (duh, my best subject) and keep lookin' for that time compression button, BUT I CAN'T FIND IT!!!!

Platapus, that was a cool story, and a great write.

Remember, you're never an exsubmarineaholic,
but a recovering submarineaholic.

And: Withdrawal can be painful.

My God I am not the only one. One can only wonder how wide spread this infection has got,

Thats no simple infection good sir, it is pandemia on a global scale, evergrowing , everenchansed by those demons... demons i call moders !

oh, the mods.....the modss...[rocking back and forth, crying silently]