A jimbuna-worthy one
 

:haha:

classic

LOL :DL

At my age I've started eavesdropping at prayer time....just in case :03:


When I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who is handsome,smart and strong,
One who`s willy is thick and long.
One who`ll screw till my bodies twitchin.
In the hall,the garden or kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me no-end
And never try to shag my best friend.
Then, as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wa*ker you sent me instead.!!