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The Navy Chief
The Navy Chief .....
The Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name sailor?" "John," the new seaman replied. "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp nowadays, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the chief scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, whatever. And you are to refer to me as 'Chief'. Do I make myself clear?" "Aye, Aye Chief!" "Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?" The seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief." "Okay, John, here's what I want you to do ....." |
Can't read. White text on white background. :cry:
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Good now August? Sometimes copy and paste messes with colors. Also, what color you have the forum set up on. I use the brown background. Smartdark. If you are not aware you can change the color of the forums. In the lower left hand corner there is a drop down list of colors to select.
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Hello darling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5n6zK3J8yM
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Yeah they're called Forum Skins and it's in in your options section of the user CP. I use "Hazlazblue" because the Smartdark was just too depressing. Red seems to work pretty well though. |
The blue is to bright for me. Certainly a case of to each their own! :up:
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Nice one :rotfl: |
The Army version is... Sweethart. :DL
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