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I have to respect people who can take their experiences and turn it into a service oriented job. It reflects ingenuity and, in this case, out of the cell thinking.

Prison Coach

http://www.prisoncoach.com/

Time to face facts. You F-ed up and not only got caught but convicted. Now you are going to spend some time in the greybar hotel.

What does one wear to the dining facility?

How do you make friends without having to "make friends"?

How to best snag that exclusive invitation to participate in a riot?

How to make that oh so important first impression when you are thrown in the fishtank.

These and other questions can be easily answered when you hire yourself a Prison Coach.

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The impression you make on your first day in prison will determine how hard the rest of your time will be. We can help you make the right impression.

You are going to prison, there will be violence. We evaluate each client to determine their specific needs and requirements. Anything can happen in prison so we train all of our clients for worst case scenarios. We offer a variety of coaching sessions that range from answering your questions over the telephone, up to a 100 hour intense one-on-one program that will prepare you to survive any situation that you might encounter in prison. Call for a free consultation, 1-877-xxx-xxxx.

We highly recommend our 25/50/100 courses for those who have never been in a violent confrontation before, those who are 18 - 22 years old, those convicted of child pornography, and all homosexual individuals who are heading to prison. You are the most vulnerable and you will be targeted by other inmates!

But wait! You say that you are an old timer? Well come on over and explore the exciting career of being a Prison Coach

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Do you have extensive knowledge of the prison system
Are you ready to be paid for your knowledge
Ready to be your own boss and make your own hours
Become a prison consultant and change your life!
Become a Certified Prison Consultant!

Become a Certified Prison Coach, gain instant credibility, and have a team of professionals ready to assist you. Besides a turnkey operation Prison Coach provides our graduates protected territories and operational procedures which will prevent wasted time and money.

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you will not be denied a professional job due to your criminal history

Call now!