Obama axes ANOTHER key military program
 

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...rce=videoembed

Just look at all the terrorists this thing kills in the video! We MUST have this! This cancellation must be part of Obama's evil plot to turn our beautiful country over to his fellow evil radical Muslims! HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!

That bastard. :haha:

Giant invisible squid submarine project :rotfl:

:har::haha:

The Onion does it again!:D:haha::har::har:

"Well a stereo system was a necessity."

"...so if a soldier is hit, his wbody will still fire guns while rock music plays." Quote of the day!