Beer Warning!!
 

Due to increasing product liability, beer manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring joke over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a w*nker.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species, and/or name you can't remember)

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

"Dont drink 'n' drive"
"Dont drink 'n' dial"

Good one :DL
At least I can say I haven't been through all of this (yet).

I drink allot of beer, but i don't have any problems when i was drunked :D

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to post inappropriately on internet forums and chat rooms.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to inadvertantly text lewd messages to your bosses mobile phone.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to think that you are having a good time whilst the contents of your wallet are commandeered by the person behind the bar.

Drink, Drive, then your a Bl@#dy idiot!:nope:

Couldn't disagree on that.

To paraphrase a schtick of Bill Cosby

Alcohol intensifies a person's personality.

Some people are just dumb jerks. :yeah: