Happy Anniversary
 

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.






Bob has been missing since Friday.

For the umphteenth time: Cant you ppl start a joke thread? Instead of a having a 1 joke per one thread? Geez. :)

I've always wanted to do something like that in RL, but my wife doesn't drive :-?

My wife knows how to use bolt cutters. :yep: :eek:

:rotfl:

Old joke but Funny, and here I was thinking this was going to be about Harry Reid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyDOAmJYFFA

(2 years ago today)

LOL :03:

I think this one was posted on these very forums somewhen during the last year and a half

Oh go have another drink and quit your complaining... :shucks:

But I'm all out. :down:

Okay, there's a Finn, a Norwegian, and a Swede...:hmmm::haha:

Especially for Dowly :DL

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...13#post1087913