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SteamWake 03-13-09 02:03 PM

Dear IRS...
 
Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News…

Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: a
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ounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, creational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall, but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangel,
Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss Tim
othy Geithner. No penalties, no interest and no hard feelings.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.


Yours truly,
Ed B
Wichita Falls

Digital_Trucker 03-13-09 02:41 PM

I wonder if he'd mind if I borrowed his text for my own letter?:har:Maybe I better not, 'cause then I'd get assessed with the plagiarism tax.

bookworm_020 03-14-09 12:07 AM

I'm sure the IRS will be understanding!:doh:

GoldenRivet 03-14-09 01:00 AM

Go ahead and send that letter in

LOL

Sailor Steve 03-14-09 12:55 PM

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...eve/Snoopy.jpg


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