Does it happen to you that...
 

...whenevr you think to yourself "Today, I'll be sober!". BUUULLL****! You got your cousin coming ovre with beer that she shares with you, then your fricking brother calls that he's coming over with a friend and ****loads of bozoe.

Tha'ts a sign, god wants me to be drunk and I shall be.

Halleluya!

Nope - I don't drink anymore. But more power to ya as long as you don't do anything stupid.

Well it's ok just as long as you keep the amount of drinks per day below five (?) units of alcohol. Or 24 per week, not to be consumed in one or two days. Or something.

Personally I don't drink a lot, sometimes some foreign beer, like Carlsberg or Newcastle Brown ale. I don't drink any hard liquor.

:timeout:

Define unit?

:har:

That's Dowly's daily breakfast.;)

Wwait wait wait wait wait! One litre of 6% beer would be roughly 5-6 units of alcohol? Are you farking kidding me? Who makes these suggestions? :timeout:

I always loved 'Animal House', even before I went to college in the mid '80s. Then I found out it was a inaccurate depiction of campus(greek) life....

Real college was much more insane!:woot:

Lot's of fun at the time, but now I think it was a miracle we lived through it, though sadly I knew several who didn't.

I just got tired of drinking like that after awhile. Now it's just a nice glass of wine with the wife now and again.:cool:

Ive known dowly for the past 4-5 months... He should own a brewery (which would be out of stock by the end of the day):rotfl:

HA Dowly!
Sober? If you are sober I frecking kick you to a docter!
Just having that thought mate, makes me wanna go to your home with a restraint jacket and send you to a nuthouse.:stare:

:haha::har:
hehe, have a nice weekend mate

HunterICX

No, I REALLY tried to be sobed yesterady. but ****, I'm having a ****ing terrible day tonight, so go touch yourselves wankholes. :nope:

I'm with ya. Was in the grocery store today, and I kept putting one more beer in the cart. $90 later for 14 beers. I'm drinking one now though - tastes damn good.

-S

I toured the Sierra nevada Brewery and now am a fan of it. Just popped my third one....Ahhhh! Life is good!

When I read the title of the thread, and then followed up by reading the blurb to it, I thought Dowly was going to take this thread to a whole other place...

I read recently that for some reason down here, cousins are legal.....:timeout:

My problem is having one and then thinking, "Well, just one more won't hurt..."

Of course that "one more" turns into two, and three, and four, and the next morning, I regret my clouded and inebriated judgement.

Out of curiosity, does anyone else here have hangovers that feel like accounts are cranking adding machines in your head the entire day?

Explain something to me, please. How in the name of **** did I get home from the forrest yesterday? Allso why in the name of **** is there a huge ****ing blood blister on the sole of my right foot?
I know why im hung over, but those two questions are still bothering me about last night, and dotn even bother to ask why i was in the forrest to begin with.

Ohyeah, stealthhunter, concider yourself luckly, when i get a hangover it lasts for 3 days.