killed clone
 

A scientist is being overworked and is getting tired of his job so he decides to clone himself and send the clone to work for a few weeks so he can get some R&R.

The clone goes to work and begins sexually harassing all the female employees. he behaives in an obnoxious and obscene manner all day long

the clone gets fired.

so the clone goes back home and tells the scientist what happened and the scientist is understandably angry because the clone has now cost the scientist his job and probably his whole career.

In his rage the scientist throws the clone off his 15th story apartment balcony splattering him all over the side walk.

The police arrive and arrest the scientist for making an obscene clone fall.

a neutron walks into a bar and asks for a beer. the bartender pours out a pint and hands it over.

"how much?" says the neutron.

"for you, no charge."

Oh gawwd...physics jokes...

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report.
He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that
your electron is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom.

Three physicists were asked what they thought the most significant invention of the 20th century was.

The first replied; "The nuclear reactor. With it we can generate almost limitless amounts of power for the benefit of mankind."

The second said; "Large Scale Integration. With LSI, we have been able to build computer chips for computers and harnessed their calculating powers for mankind."

The third physicist pondered the previous two answers, stroked his beard and replied;
"The Thermos Bottle. It can keep hot liquids hot, and cold liquids cold. How does it know"?