Opinions Needed on how to spend a weekend alone
 

Okay, so heres the deal.....

The wife will be gone for the weekend in two weeks, so in an effort to maximize my playing time and enjoyement, How and what should I do?

I mean 48 hours of straight playing. I told her she'll be shocked at what she'll find when she gets home.

I'm thinking Friday night after she leaves, pizza, speakers up way loud, lights out, capt's hat on, and every now and then, pee in a bucket and yell torpedo away!:p

Any suggestions?

:()1: :()1: cheers! party ! wine! Everything! just have fun until your wife comes back!

Already sounds like you have a plan. :yep: :up:

ps. Try to keep "damage control" limited to one room. :p :rotfl:

Lol nice one!

Sounds like a mighty fine weekend you got planned,to cap it all don't shave or wash to get the full U-boot kaleun effect:arrgh!:then get the missus to ring you when she's 1/2 hour away from home,giving you just enough time to get in the shower and spruce yourself up like nuthin has happened:rotfl:have fun and..........Sink'em all:up:

ALARM !!! :rotfl:

No washing or showers wear the same clothes a few dabs of Diesel behind the ears so you really get the authentic Submariner experience!!!!!

At least put a light near your bucket. One mis-step :oops: & your weekend could be ruined!:damn:

Have fun...:up:

Happy weekend, Just think. No one there to make you do things you dont want to.:lol:

Go get a 24 pack of your favorite beer, some good cigars and pull about $400 out of your savings account.

call over 5 buddies for poker night... $100 cover charge to pay for "services".

Locate a good looking young woman who - for $600 (the cover charge funds) - will stay at your house and serve beer and snacks to you and your friends for the duration of the evening - topless if possible.

if you win a lot of money... put the $400 back into savings and pocket the rest, and claim you had a dull evening of playing games.

If you lose a lot of money... claim you purchased the wife a very nice Christmas gift and your lips are absolutely sealed until December 25th.... save money like hell from every pay check and buy your wife a gift worth about $350 - $400.

This is scenario number 21 in the "GoldenRivet's weekend alone playbook".

Generally works out better than most other scenarios

ROFL:rotfl: Beer, poker and hookers is one way to do it.:hmm:

There's other ways? :huh:

Yeah, All of that! Minus the pee bucket. :lol:

Do the frog,
go the rub,
and grab a dog!!

(Did I mess that up?)
:rotfl:

well... :lol:

she's only a hooker if she has sex with someone for compensation.

and i cant control my friends behavior... as long as they dont hook at my house