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Originally Posted by Frank0001
Well, if neutral ships would radio in sighted U-boats, they should also report British destroyers!
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OK, I'll give it a go :lol::rotfl:
Good morning,
This is Captain Tom aboard the <ship name omitted> under swedish flag with a cargo of rotting bananas (cargo hold refrigerator not working quite well) from Caracas to Karlskrona. As you see, I am under neutral flag and enroute between neutral ports. So, welcome to the neutral broadcast, your most actual and neutral source of information about marine warfare in the Atlantic.
First for you U-Boot guys out there, the really bad news is an american task force in Grid <unintelligible> consisting of one Essex-Class Carrier, one Buckley-Class Destroyer Escorts and three Fletcher-Class Destroyers heading <blip> at 18 Knots. Steady air patrol over the Taskforce. So if you have an itchy neck that can be cured only by a Knight's Cross try your teeth on it. For those of yours not so keen, there is a convoy of approximately 12 Liberty ships, 7 T2-Tankers and 20 smaller merchants last spotted 12 Hours ago at Grid <grrrrind> heading <unintelligible> at approx. 4,5 knots. Escort is 4 Black Swans and 2 Hunt III Destroyers with hedgehogs. The special news is a Balao Class sub operating some <blip> miles northwest of the Lesser Antiles. Thank you for listening and don't bother with my rusty can, the bananas are already rotting and I know you guys don't have refrigerators on board.
Now for you Royal Navy and US Navy guys, before you go after me and punish me for giving away your whereabouts, I can offer you a special discount on still edible bananas if you don't halt me for more than 4 hours with your inspections. Don't bother to look for spies in my crew, most of them doesn't know arse from ellbow and don't speak neither english not german. But maybe you want to check that brand spanking Type IX I spotted yesterday at ...N, ...W heading southwest and recharging batteries at day. Also, for those of you keen on firing your hedghehogs, today, there were several periscope sighings in the area between <transmission garbled for several seconds>. And for those who can't hit a barn door from 10 meters there is a badly damaged Type VIIC vusially unable to submerge around <blip>. Should be an easy spot since it is trailing an oil leak. Every silver lining has a cloud within and for you today it is a recent attack spotted on a convoy at <piiiiing> yesterday around 21.30. At least 2 Libertys spotted sinking, an unidentified ship spotted going up in a large explosion. Floating debris has been carried eastward by currents. Convoy possibly scattered. I didn't have the chance to pick any survivors, but if this is not your fighing day, yo may try.
This is today's neutral broadcast from Captain Tom. Thank you for listening. Unfortunately now I have to go and see if the cargo hold refrigerators can be fixed. Hear ya tomorrow and don't forget bananas still at discount price here. Be carful out there and happy hunting.
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