Windows XP SP3
 

I have to say, SP2 was getting way too bloated. SP3 is the way to go! :up:

SP3 has made my machine run smoother, my taskbar icons show up correctly on booting, and my machine uses less mem than SP2. What else can you ask for?

-S

Free sex and beer? :roll:

Now that's what I'd call a service pack.:D

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PD

I've got both of those already (ahem... my service pack), so now life has become all about toys!

Are you trying to tell me you have the worlds largest collection of vibrators? :huh:

No, because I've already got the best version available - my wife. So, since that part of me is satisfied, I can concentrate better on the other important things in life, such as beer, electronics, guns, vehicles, etc. :D :p

-S

PS. That is the secret for you single people. It is why you don't go far in life without being married. You are too preoccupied with that which should already be satisfied. :know: I personally found the best, most beautiful, independent (Independence is very important by the way - trust me on that one), and smartest woman I could find, and then set about marrying her. I had met many women from as far away as Texas, California, to Montreal (No offense to anyone, but the women suck in the PNW), and had them all come to visit. I then picked the best one. It fixes many problems in life with the perfect woman alone. Of course I know she is a rarity, but it is possible to find women like this.

PPS. Of course I have to deal with complete strangers leaving notes on her car in parking lots about what a hot ...(you know what)... she has, but that's the way life is I guess. :p I should read some of these online. They are pretty funny!

Did you get them to parade in line with a sash and answer questions like.."If I could change the world, what would it be???"

OK, downloading SP3 now. Not downloading yer wife. Did I get it right? :o

Perfect! :D

-S

:rotfl: No, but its all a game, and one I used to be pretty good at. As soon as you can get them to fly to your home city, you know you already have them in the bag. Its just a matter of choosing at that point.

Being in outside sales and having to go to sales meetings all across the country yearly helps too!

-S

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