Game: Paronomasia
 

Welcome cunning linguists puns don't kill people, people kill puns. Punnily enough I like a good pun. And reckon there is a distinct lack of them at subsim. So post your favourite puns from around the world.

Here are a few for starters:

I was having problems throwing my boomerang; but then it came back to me.

Ancient orators tended to Babylon.

I can't stop being a peasant because resistance is feudal.

That money is tainted. It taint mine!

I've never been a cunning linguist. I never could get my tongue around oral sex.

Like most red blooded males I always enjoy watching cunning stunts.

Your go...