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STEED

05-06-08 10:21 AM

CCTV Crime Flop

CCTV is not there to catch crooks it's there just to spy on you by the pervert government and there dirty cronies.

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CCTV boom fails to cut crime: police

LONDON (AFP) - CCTV cameras have failed to bring about a reduction in crime despite billions of pounds being spent on the network, a senior police officer said Tuesday.

Detective Chief Inspector Mike Neville -- who leads Scotland Yard's Visual Images, Identifications and Detections Office (Viido) -- said the system was an "utter fiasco" as it only helped solve three percent of crimes and failed to deter criminals.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080506/tuk-britain-crime-cctv-a7ad41d.html

More CCTV is on the way, is it time to panic? No, why should we.

AVGWarhawk

05-06-08 10:32 AM

It has it's uses. Did it not capture some nice your ladies topless on a beach somewhere over there? I believe the got tickets for the offense. It is worth it's weight in gold!!

SUBMAN1

05-06-08 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

It has it's uses. Did it not capture some nice your ladies topless on a beach somewhere over there? I believe the got tickets for the offense. It is worth it's weight in gold!!

It did. I saw the 60 min investigations on it. All the guys were checking out the size of womens breasts with it since it does no good for anything else.

The 3% of criminals caught were all simply loiterers. Nice! :D $3 Bill to catch loiterers. The cam companies are smart though. They got the gov to buy it!

-S

STEED

05-06-08 11:20 AM

We got so many CCTV cameras here in the UK and running out of places to put them so here are some suggestions.

Public toilets.
Your home, bedroom would be a good place.
Toilets where you work.
In your TV, to see what your watching.
Inside the u-bend in your toilet to watch you crap.

STEED

05-06-08 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikhayl

You don't get it Steed, they're not efficient because there are not enough cameras. You need more, more, more ! :D
Edit : yeah, way to go !

WE are getting more, why did you think I put up my suggestion list where to put them. ;)

Kapitan_Phillips

05-06-08 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Your home, bedroom would be a good place.

There goes my DVD plans for KP's 'Spankalot' the Musical :cry:

HunterICX

05-06-08 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

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Originally Posted by STEED

Your home, bedroom would be a good place.

There goes my DVD plans for KP's 'Spankalot' the Musical :cry:

you're one sicko :shifty:

:rotfl:

HunterICX

STEED

05-06-08 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

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Originally Posted by STEED

Your home, bedroom would be a good place.

There goes my DVD plans for KP's 'Spankalot' the Musical :cry:

you're one sicko :shifty:

:rotfl:

HunterICX

Yea, but our KP has balls you know. :lol:

HunterICX

05-06-08 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

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Originally Posted by STEED

Your home, bedroom would be a good place.

There goes my DVD plans for KP's 'Spankalot' the Musical :cry:

you're one sicko :shifty:

:rotfl:

HunterICX

Yea, but our KP has balls you know. :lol:

Yeah, but Misses Phillips has him by the balls :rotfl:

HunterICX

STEED

05-06-08 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

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Originally Posted by STEED

Your home, bedroom would be a good place.

There goes my DVD plans for KP's 'Spankalot' the Musical :cry:

you're one sicko :shifty:

:rotfl:

HunterICX

Yea, but our KP has balls you know. :lol:

Yeah, but Misses Phillips has him by the balls :rotfl:

HunterICX

That explains his high pitched voice. ;)

Jimbuna

05-06-08 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

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Originally Posted by STEED

Your home, bedroom would be a good place.

There goes my DVD plans for KP's 'Spankalot' the Musical :cry:

you're one sicko :shifty:

:rotfl:

HunterICX

Yea, but our KP has balls you know. :lol:

You got them on camera too http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/181...kbigsw1yo4.gif

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5549/361313gr7.gif http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5549/361313gr7.gif http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5549/361313gr7.gif http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5549/361313gr7.gif

nikimcbee

05-06-08 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

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Originally Posted by STEED

Your home, bedroom would be a good place.

There goes my DVD plans for KP's 'Spankalot' the Musical :cry:

Is that going to be set to PF "The Wall?":rotfl:

nikimcbee

05-06-08 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

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Originally Posted by STEED

Your home, bedroom would be a good place.

There goes my DVD plans for KP's 'Spankalot' the Musical :cry:

you're one sicko :shifty:

:rotfl:

HunterICX

Yea, but our KP has balls you know. :lol:

I laugh at all this security camera stuff. I worked at a catalogue company that had an extensive camera net work. ...and the people watching the cameras? Reading the newspaper and eating pizza, anthing but watching the cameras.

Jimbuna

05-07-08 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikhayl

And who's watching the watchers ? ;)

<Cue the X-Files music> :p

Tchocky

05-07-08 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikhayl

And who's watching the watchers ? ;)

Dead dog in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach..

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