The Following Immigration Laws Are Proposed...
 

1 There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.
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2. All ballots will be in this nation's language.
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3.. All government business will be conducted in our language.
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4. Nonresidents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
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5. Noncitizens will NEVER be able to h old political office.
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6 Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs. Any burden will be deported.
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7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.
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8. If foreigners come here and buy land... options will be restricted. Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.
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9.. Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies. These will lead to deportation.
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10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted &, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets will be taken from you..
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Harsh, you say?.......



The above laws are current immigration laws of MEXICO.

I've just agreed with a post by Subman:oops:

I'll be believing in a wizard in the sky next instead of Darwin.

And that is why mexico never does well in the olympics; anyone who can swim, jump or run fast is living in the USA.:D

I'd tend to disagree on that one. Being Mexican, you are not subject to the above restrictions. Only thing here is money. THey make it, send it home, and then go back home to retire. They have no want to stay here other than $$$.

-S

So I take it you want to adopt Mexican imigration laws Subman?

BTW where did you find this list?

Not entirely. There are Mexicans who come here to stay.

They end up becoming citizens.

But of course that wasn't your point, and I agree this time: many Mexicans come here for the best of reasons, but many more abuse the system and then protest that America treats them like criminals. And if you break the law, that's how you should be treated; at least up to a point.

I like a lot of those rules. We should adopt them.

Sure do! :up:

Can't reveal all my sources. THis is one of them! :smug:

-S

That's one of problems many of us have with your posts. You make claims and then come up with good 'reasons' why you can't back them up. If you don't show sources, how does anyone know you're not making it up?

Figure it out.

You can join the Snopes discussion on it if you want:

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/u...7;t=001077;p=0

-S

That's close enough.

Thanks.

And I still agree.

Damn, I need to forward this to Lou Dobbs (cnn.com)
Too bad we can't bombard our US congresscritters with this.
They'll just have their flunky that checks e-mails delete it.

On the language thing... you do realize that the US does not have an official language? :hmm:

I thought that early on they toyed with German then declared for English (of sorts).

I believe that while English isn't "official" by law, all government documents, laws, court documents are in English only. That, by default, makes it official, sort of.

They really should declare an official language here. In France, it's French. In Germany, it's German. In Spain, it's Spanish. In Portugal, it's Portugese. In Florida it's Spani.....er, well, not sure. :oops: Hard to find anyone in Miami that speaks English.

I don't know what, if anything, they did decide on but the bill to make German the national language failed by only one vote. Apparently at the time there were more German speaking citizens than English and England was still viewed as the enemy.