The Bernard File
 

To: All U-boat commanders
From: Naval Intelligence

CONFIDENTIAL - For commanders eyes only


We have recived worying reporst of unusual activity from BDu recently. Most noteably involving Balz and Heinz Buder. specifically with Balz only reciveing an Iron ross 2nd Class, for an outstanding partol, where he should of been awarded a Knights Cross with Oak Leaves (in our humble opnion). Regarding the incident with Herr Buder, he was strangley sent to a grid devoid of any shipping (CG44). Following this he sent a mesage saying he's of to Las Palmas for some "R&R".
Our conclusions have led us to believe that the only possible explanation for this, is that Beranrd has somehow got a top level postion in BDu. This can only lead to things going seriously wrong, and require that all commanders send us information on similar occurences, which we will investigate.

J.S. Balz writes:

Bernard diminishes my greatness. He can't sing the hoochie-woochie, he zigs when he should zag. He can't twirl , been using my tea cozy to filter coffee and my bowler hat to scramble eggs in. I would like to have him transfered permanently to BDU. :smug:

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz

Waste of transfer BDU's eggs are already scrambled.
I know this because of where they have been sending me.
My crew is now fireing at whales because there are no ships & they do not want to return with a full load...

http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/i...p_animated.gif They will never get me!

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Whattahell, I'll take him if he becomes available ;)

Msalama,

Dive to 30m and open your #1 tube. I will do the same, line up on you, and transfer him to you via my #1 tube.

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Sie werden mich nie finden.
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For us, the war is lost!:cry: