1010 reasons to move to Australia
 

* Lower taxes
* Higher wages
* better weather


Beach babes shore up bikini record on Bondi beach.
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Did i forget to mention anything else? :arrgh!:
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A high proportion of English emigrants move to Auz.

Yep, alot of my relations live in Australia (Perth) they moved there cause of the better wages compared to NZ.

Can the last one to leave NZ please turn out the lights .

Not to mention South Africans. They have moved over in their thousands, the media refer to it as "the brain drain" and "packing for Perth" has become a part of SA vocabulary. Such as, "If the crime rate gets anyworse I'm packing for Perth":D

now thats a good reason :p

I tell ya what. It is actually very tough living over here in Aus. It's not as nice as the sun sea sand image portrayed in the ads so my advice to anyone thinking of coming over to stay is to stay right where you are.

That way we Aussies might stand a chance with those 1010 good reasons.:rotfl:

Mind you I married a pom, so bugger it come on over, lets have a beer and see if you can score one of those reasons for yourself.

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My back yard.

I've been around the world due to my job, seen alot of bad things, things that would boggle your mind, don't need to be mentioned here. I think......I know that us Australians take the things we have here for granted.

I see it every bloody day in this country :nope: & I was born & bread here.

Australia....it seems like it's expressly designed to kil humans :)
Also the whole country is located approximately 2 miles from the surface of the sun :D

How friendly are they?:cool: :yep:

Therefore the vast majority of those women are probably English. :rotfl:

Most of my fathers side went over in the late 60's and early 70's....not one returned....must tell you something :hmm:

and all of them were tanned too..................Beautiful................:up: :up::up:

Just be careful of the dropbears fellas, they;ll eat a mans face right off his head!:yep:

Beware the drop bear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEQp...elated&search=

That's if the Yowies don't get you first!
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