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Prepare the Festivities!!!
Kptlt. J.S. Balz writes:
After U-53 having sustained great damage early on the patrol. I, Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz, being a great Uboat commander sank 50,726 BRT on my way back to base. :smug: I also continued daily choir practice. U-53, now nicknamed The Roasted Pinguin, will dock in Lorient's Kereman docks at 0930 hrs. on 12 January 1941 for a triumfal return. At that time I will be available to accept greetings, kudos, congratulations and accolades. :smug: With the money made from the U-53 choir performances while ashore I nvite all Kaleuns for a party worthy of Balz El Magnifico. Where you will again have an opportunity of showing your esteem toward my persona. :smug: Entertainment will be provided by my choir with my songs: Balz is a Jolly Good Fellow Hoochie Woochie Germany Loves Balz Hoochie Woochie Balz of the Submarines Tango Hoochie Woochie. A bien tot, Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz, The Magnificent. :smug: |
Will there be booze, broads (preferably from the Womens Auxiliary Ballooncorps) and Knoedel? If so, count me in :)
Have a nice day :) |
Sure!
Plenty of women, knoedel, gebratene schwein, Boar sent by Colonel Silvestre of the Cadiz Guardia Civil, herring salad, fruits de mer, champagne, cognac, beer, Scotch rescued from a sinking ship. |
To: Kptlt. J.S. Balz
From: Oberleutant z. S. Alfred Schmidt I am currently in Lorient writing up my patrol report - which will be very as I sunk no ships. Personally I blame BDu for incorrect weather reports. They said it would be clear skies with good visability, instead it was heavy fog, rain most of the patrol. Enough ranting, I will be able to come to you party, as I've decided to put my next patrol off for another 3 days. |
I do not miss any retourn party of my fellow Kaleunts...so prepare a big bottle of red wine and conhac!!! :rock:
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I'll bring the Schnapps, fresh from my supplier on the supply ship 'Bessel'
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Balz made it back. Though substantially damaged, the U-53 hull fared reasonably well. His demand for a IXC boat was denied.
BDU gave me a day off from cleaning ashtrays at the Chateau des Sardines to organize the party. So, the booze up is on. |
Kapt. Balz,
Good to see you back. I myself have been experencing some techincal (computer) problems here recently. They had tried to set my Boat up with a new device they call a" torpedo data computer". Had a few problems, but maybe it will work itself out. This device may have some benefits in the future...............Se you at the Ball....... Kapt Willi Luck U-39 |
Welcome everyone :D Balz is upstairs balzing a lady called Matilda. The Balz choir is taking a Beck's break and we have Charlie and his Band playing German Submarines.
Have another drink and get balzified! Tomorrow you may be dead. :yep: |
Brag, good to see you made it back. I saw you send in a couple of contact reports as well. Are you going to compete in the Spinnennetz september ace competition after you're done partying? Your patrol earned you 1 point.
Participation level is so low that I'm still leading :sunny: :()1: |
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As for me, you can take my IX C sub. :cool: After your party my liver will have to take some loooooong rest .... I heard some pretty nurses are in the port;) |
BDU is concerned of your liver. You need longer patrols :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: We also serve Dowley's tea at our parties, wicked stuff :nope:
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KAPITÄNLEUTNANT OTTO REIMANN
TO: Kapt. Balz Regreatfully inform you that U-27 recently transfered out of Lorient, and will not be able to attend. Good luck, Good hunting. "Bed" them all! |
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