Rejoice Everyone !
 

J.S. Balz writes:


Rejoice everyone! I'm back from the limbo of a dark, secret file away from the world of GWX. Of course being as wonderful as I am, I immediately put out to sea. Seems like deja vu, it's 23 December 1940. We're not in a good position to sink Tommies in the next couple of days, but hope someone else will add a swim to the celebrations on some ships.

My choir is practicing: We Wish You a Swimming Christmas Hoochie Woochie.

Isn't it wonderful to have me back? :smug:

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz (The Magnificent)
An admirable example for the rest of the Kriegsmarine

i certainly never will be a fan of balz :shifty:

good for me he isnt in WaW to :cool:

Welcome back Balz :up: :arrgh!:

It certainly is :up:

Only if you enjoy having a relapse of the flu.:rotfl:

J.S. Balz Reports:

28 December 1940
Winny Churchill doesn't like me either. He sent the aircraft carrier Illustrious to get me. A flock of Stringbags attacked me 500 kilometres west of Cape Sao Vicente and two bombs caused extensive damage to the boat. Suspect the hull to be at 20%.

Thanks to my superior leadership and outstanding seamanship we stopped the widespread flooding in all compartments and evaded Winnie's murderous henchmen. :smug:

Heading back to base with detour to Cape Sao Vicente for some ship shopping. Can't have Balz El Magnifico return without some decent tonnage.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz the Magnificent. :smug:

Time for the teaching assistants to be on their mettle ;)

And the most humble naturally;) Good luck Balz!

:shifty: Hooray!:roll: