Life's a bitch
 

Not bad, actually.

What a wicked, empty woman she was. :down:

Money makes monsters.

Many things can make monsters out of people. Money is not an absolute in that sense.

Quite true.

I should ammend to "Greed for money makes monsters." as well.

Then you die.

Then you marry one and if your lucky; it isn't so bad. :D

Then you die! :huh:

Maybe her brother should now buy a couple of pitbulls or something. :rotfl:

How long do you get for "murdering" a rich dog?

3 months in prison.....in the greanpeace section....where you'll last 3 minutes.

So long Leona.

Billions to a charitable trust apparently, 'Leona M. and Harry B. Helmsley Charitable Trust', what do they do then?

I wouldn't worry about the length of time you'll spend in a holiday camp, the do-gooders will make sure your sentence is reduced and while you're 'languishing', your ill-gotten gains will be making good interest. :up:

OOPS edit .. put holiday camp, meant to put prison camp.

There's a reason they called her "the queen of mean".

I wouldn't mine the dog's life! One hell of a dog house!:yep: Up there with Snoopy!:lol:

damn 3 years for killing a "rich" dog? Well i guess if you only survive for 3 minutes then yes life is a bitch.