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Zhirinovksy is *&^% but he is funny.

Didn't this guy call for a pogrom against Jews in 1991?

Seen this ages ago.

I think a translation is needed here, see if I can get one... people will die laughing if they actually know what he's saying :lol:

:rock: :rotfl: :rock: :rotfl:

He's a freak. I saw him in parliment in 94. They were (no joke) voting on where to go for lunch.

If you liked that, then you'll love this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KRS5J7Qxx...related&search=

:rotfl:

My favourite bit is his bit at the start

"Even now Russian scientists just a little bit could change the magnetic field of the earth and you will be under water..."

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Originally Posted by CCIP

Seen this ages ago.

I think a translation is needed here, see if I can get one... people will die laughing if they actually know what he's saying :lol:

You have me intrigued sir :hmm: I look forward to the translation :yep:

Well, here's what it is roughly...

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You ****ing know what? We've got ****ing weapons here! AT NIGHT. OUR SCIENTISTS. Will change the earth's gravitational field just a little - and your country will be underwater! 24 ***ing hours - and your WHOLE COUNTRY WILL BE UNDERWATER. OF THE ATLANTIC AND PACIFIC OCEANS. WHO ARE YOU ****ING WITH? ****ING THINK! YOU KNOW HOW BONAPARTE ENDED UP? HOW HITLER ENDED UP? AND ALL THE OTHERS. You will make a historical mistake. Your dad will not thank you. Forget him, your dad. YOUR GENERALS TELL YOU DON'T START THE WAR. IT'S NOT TOO LATE - IT'S JUNE 21ST 1941. BUT IF TOMORROW MORNING YOU SEND YOUR PLANES TO BAGHDAD - THAT'S YOUR GRAVE. YOU WILL DIE IN THAT WAR YOURSELF. And they're not gonna bury you. Cause you'll be hitting the whole country. The whole humanity. 6 BILLION PEOPLE. DON'T WANT THIS WAR. SIX. SIX BILLION, YOU ILLITERATE - CAN YOU READ - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 - SIX - BILLION, THE WHOLE PLANET IS AGAINST YOU. YOU ALONE WANT WAR. YOU AND THAT B**** CONDOLEEZA RICE. HALF-BLACK B****. THAT NEEDS TO BE SHUT UP. BRING HER HERE. IN OUR TAMAN DIVISION, THEY'LL ****ING CALM HER DOWN. CALM HER DOWN IN THE BARRACKS IN ONE NIGHT. AND SHE'S NOT GONNA WANT A ****ING WAR. SHE WILL DROWN IN RUSSIAN SPERM. IT'LL BE COMING OUT OF HER EARS. THIS IS NO MONICA LEWINSKI. SHE ONLY SUCKED ONCE. AND HERE THEY'LL SUCK HER THAT SHE'LL ****ING CRAWL BACK TO THE AMERICAN EMBASSY. In Moscow.
George, stop. KOMBAT, BATYANYA [soldiers' song]
George, that's it, go to a casino, to Las Vegas, and everything will be over. In Baghdad, everything is calm.

And yes, this guy is the leader of one of the parliamentary factions in Russia. And this is NOT an impersonator. :doh:

This guy is a few sandwiches short of a picnic me thinks :nope:

Yea but how many western politicians give you this much entertainment for free.

Another ironic note: he's the leader of the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia :lol:

Another interesting fact: Zhirinovsky largely gets his (fortunately limited) electoral support because he's LOUD and he'll yell about this and that issue in similar tones all over, he'll fight in parliament with those that disagree with him - and then when it comes to key votes in parliament, his party unfailingly goes with the government's (i.e. Yeltsin's before, Putin's now) general will.

It's rather sad actually that his party is basically the last non-communist opposition (or "opposition" - I don't think clowning really counts as opposition) remaining in Russia's politics. Other liberal-democratic parties have, for all intents, died long ago.

Also the way he suddenly admitted his Jewishness after all the things he had said.
Still can't figure that one out. I don't know if he as stopped his anti jewish remarks though.

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Originally Posted by XabbaRus

Also the way he suddenly admitted his Jewishness after all the things he had said.
Still can't figure that one out. I don't know if he as stopped his anti jewish remarks though.

Haha, in his exact words...

"My mother was Russian and my father was a lawyer"

One of the most hilarious euphemisms yet :rotfl:

Sounds like the stereotypical court jester to me :-j

Thanks for the translation. I understood about half of it.:lol:

YOU ILLITERATE - CAN YOU READ - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 - SIX - BILLION

Вы можете считать? Can you count? (not you CCIP, -Zhironovskii):doh:
Didn't he want to institute polygamy, because of the declining Russian population? Oh well, he should be a host on The View or some gameshow.:rotfl: