Uboat humor
 

Seems these two frulines met U3 coming in from patrol
Guertrude introduced Heide to a sailor from the boat
"youll rea"lly like him" she exclaims,"he even has Harro tatooed on his weiner"
3 days later they met back at the dock as U3 was leaving
Heide would not speak or acknowledge Guertrude
"Whats wrong?"she asks Heide ,
"Did you not like him?"
"You know that tatoo that says Harro?"she asked as she limps away
"When he got excited it said Harro von Klot Hydenfeldt"

Harr, harr, harrrff :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

kiel
 

rubber dispenser in mens room has four varieties
small ,medium, large,and liar
liar rack is always empty