Who here hates bernard (why am i doing this to my self?)
 

The bernard on my u-boat would have to be my nav officer, like when i was in the english channel for some reason I found my self flying head first in to dover port...this was the first time the 'curse of bernard' hit my u-boat (u-64 type viic)
well..who here has had similer experiances come on share your pain:yep: :yep: :yep:

I have no Bernard any more, on one patrol we ran out of food so Bernard went into the cooking pot. :shifty:

If your crew eats that, they may turn into Bernard.:o After all, you are what you eat!

mmmmmmmmm...bernard soup :88)

I have to amit that sounded wrong (VERY wrong) :nope:

My crew have been top of the form and on the ball ever since. :smug:

STEED, what would you do if bernard came back from the dead :dead:

B:ping: :ping: :ping: :ping: r

'Return of the...BERNARDS'


'MUMMY,it scares me'- young child age-49

'WHAT THE... IS THIS'- me

'WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR 2007'


:hmm: :hmm: :hmm:

january 1942 U-64 is waiting in the harbor OF SCAMPA FLOW for the elite destroyer group to leave before nightfall...


Meanwhile in the control room...

BERNARD: DUH..kaulean keenan

k.keenan:what?

bernard: what does this button do sir...?

K.KEENAN:Thats the 'blow ballast' button DONT press that or the next bullet in my luger will be in your empty skull.

bernard:duh..ok sir


Later 15:12 the destroyer group is passing over head u-64


Bernard (thinking to him self): duh i forgot what blow ballast does...oh well the kauleans busy so i dont think he would mind if i press it...

*HISSING NOISE*

Kaluean keenan: BEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



P.S if you dont already know keenans my surname;)

Welcome aboard matey:up: Bernard saves my games sometimes:o

Thanks mate, i like the 'kick me' hitler picture':rock:

Sometimes I think i'm Bernard!

It's pretty scary to imagine that Bernard actually thinks :doh:

Only after I do something very stupid!:rotfl: