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want to live long enough to play silent hunter until your 100 yrs old???
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6454317.stm
this guy is 116 years old, still feels young, has healthy hair, and has the health of a 70 year old............. all because he never married:lol::lol::lol::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl:, priceless, no wonder he lived for 116 yrs and counting:huh: Samurai navy LAND OF THE RISING SUN!!!:rock: |
What's his secret? :ping:
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Where he goes wrong is - the right wife will make you live much longer! -S |
when i was married i use to have grey hairs poping up and i was only in my 30's! years later divorce well and truely done with, i dont have a grey hair on my head. But yeah what subman said get the right wife and your probably live a long and happy life.
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He's being looked after by relatives huh ? At 116 youd'e think he outlived them all. :hmm: :rotfl:
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Sounds like someone is just covering his rear!:rotfl: |
I use to be a volunteer in a convalesent hospital with about one hundred patients and they only had one male. I reckon most women out live their spouses is a very true statement, but I sure don't know why.
I would like to live a long happy life, but I'll say yes to any woman that has a job that would have me ... :lol: |
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hopefully this wont be regarded as sexist if so i apologize...
dont women live longer because they order the males around alot of the time in a household???? :doh:, i know my mom orders my dad around alot. but then again my dads the former 6'10 boxer so im not sure, and after divorces dont women like go nuts and try to get as much money as they can form their former husbands??? ive seen this in alot of movies. :shifty: maybe thats why women live longer??? or is it purely health cuz women are more hygenic?? |
I think the real reason female life expectancy is longer is that males are more likely to get killed in younger years - and generally more reckless. :hmm:
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Everybody is missing a second key to this puzzle: vodka. :D
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Men stress out more than women. Stress kills.
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Men usually die before their wives do because they want to :roll: ;)
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