R.I.P.: Lost at Sea
 

How did you end your career? I was near England, east side, sunk 1 destroyer and I was under attack by airplanes... 1944, shot 1 fighter and aprox 14 B2 bombers and just when i shot down the last one, he crashed on me!:damn:
I thought that if I run 10<kts that i could get a better precision...
u-boat destroyed by collision...:damn:
Kinda embaresing....:arrgh!:

How did I end my career? Well, gosh there are just so many for me and all quite memorable:hmm:. Let see it all started on patrol #2........


You name it man....as bad as I'm I think I have been sunk just about everyway possible.

I mean kinda weird situation, stupid or unbeliveable....:doh: :rotfl:
Joking, an interesting one...

hmm

i think it included depth charges and some mad tommies

You think? What kind of XO are you?:doh: :rotfl:
Maybe you were sunk 'cos you were thinking too much....:lol:
No offence, i mean it in a good way...:smug:

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aaa, now i remember

i didn die, i just passed out because bernard broke wind during a DC attack

Ok, here we go. I was lolly gagg'in on the deck and ran into one of my own merchants while leaving port. I repaired the boat and sailed on. First depth charge that was by me sunk my boat. I did not see my hull integrity was super low. I should have gone back to the dock and repaired. Oh well....patrol #2

Poor bernard...
I mean, how did he joined the navy as he is a complete retard...
Don't tell me, submarine service is totaly voulontier...

wow how did you pass the u-boat academy ?:rotfl:

Ha ha ha, this is a good one!:up: :rock:

well hes name is bernard dønitz you know:rotfl:

The best would describe him Fillip from the Das Boot, as he did with Hitler...:rotfl:

Another nice career of my friend, he was driving around the Baltic Sea and noticed the Tirpitz being there. He drove to the Tirpitz to get a close look, turned on time compression... and crashed right into the Tirpitz.

Game over.

that cannot be true
since when did u-boats drive ?:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Oh man, i fell off the chair....
This made me cry for LMAO!!!
Good one!:up: :up: