The "I´m not a reptilian thread"
 

Well, according to this web site http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/exposing_reptilians.htm -and MUST be true if appears in the net- the majority of the US goverment, including George Jr, is reptilian or alien controlled.

I know politicians are always in another planet, but...

Anyway, I think it´s time to disclose the best kept secrets of this community.

I confess I´m not a lizard. I´m not alien controlled.

Any "High Reptilian" or "Reptilian of the Supreme Command" around here?

Fans of Little Green Footballs proudly call themselves "lizaroids".

Count me in. :rock:

The US government are reptilians? :doh:
Running U-Boats on batteries makes fuel last longer? :doh:
Judaism has not changed in 3000 years? :doh:


What next? ;)


[/shamelessly punching low] ;)

the title of this forum thread was 'the "i'm not a reptillian thread"'
it should have read 'the "i'm not a reptilian" thread'


naughty naughty
:know:

I like some reptiles. Chameleons for example. Almost had one as a pet but breeding in captivity is done in such a small scale that the price is usually absurd. If you buy a Chameleon cheaply, feel free to be sure that it was directly stolen from the nature and not bred in captivity, with exceptions. Could've catched two by myself in Madagascar to start my own breed. Though only two would give me some serious inbreeding problems. Oh well.

Anyway, I don't feel the same sympathy I have for Chameleons for George Jr or the other people mentioned. So they can't be reptilians, unless they are the ugly kind, like, crocodiles. Crocodiles are really ugly. The creators of Godzilla were too kind when they made him, he should've been much uglier. But the babies, completely on the contrary, are just adorable.

So George Jr definitely isn't a Chameleon or a baby crocodile. He may be something else. Hmm, but why would I like Chameleons in the first place if not because I'm a reptilian myself?

Well, then I guess it's time to get dirty:

Prepare to be assimilated, resistance is futile.

Alright. Now that it's done. Letum, go make me a cup of coffee will you. Marcantilan, I need a foot-massage, now. ABBAFAN, where are my cookies?

Yes your scaleiness! I will send it via USB. May it warm your blood up!

http://www.b3tards.com/u/57a418c694b...6b3/usbmug.jpg

My wife compares me to a cross between a Silver-back Gorilla and a Komodo Dragon... Its all the hair and especially the Tongue thing...:sunny:

So ... is that enough to be called a reptile?
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Our queen is supposed to be a shapshifting lizard (Elizabeth not Elton John).

Yeah, she´s ugly too.

so was Eva Peron.

Sorry, I don´t know you are still dating the Queen.

im not.im actually dating a former prime minister with big balls!


:yep: :|\\ :p

Do you have hard feelings regarding the Falklands / Malvinas war???

BTW, Maggie is ugly too. Are you sure she´s not a lizard?

http://web.swedevice.com/sistergeorg...atcher.JPG.jpg

Not at all,just a bit of mindless banter.:|\\

In fact I would like to visit Argentina.I hear the beef is the best in the world.You can get good beef in Uruguay too where I have been in 2004.I enjoy travelling around south America.Nice place.


Btw I was refering to Tony Blair HEH HEH.:arrgh!: