The Captains bunk?
 

Well, the gramophone thread grew a life of it's own, ;) but now my next brain tickler. Anyone have clue what the actual point of the Captains bed is?

To rest I think. :)

And to invite the ladies if there were some on any sunk merchant ship you have taken the rescuees from. Isn't every Kriegsmarine officer a gentleman? (in a Germanic style, of course, not English-Schmienglisch! ;) ).

Where else am I to store my Playboy magazines/cigars/booze?

If you're using GWX, look under the bed. ;)

No chance, there be monsters under there.:eek:

:rotfl:

Yeah, I saw eyes staring right back at me.....might have been the cat:hmm:

In Polish we have a joke about officer's bed (a word-play I'll try to translate):
— What does an officer have under his bed?
— An officer has to clean up under his bed, sir!

And another one, impossible to translate, but I'll try to explain… It's just so funny:
— An officer looks under his bed in the morning and what does he see?
— His 'morning shoes', sir! [those you put on when awaken and going to bath or so.]
But the second sentence means literally also:
— His shoes wounded, sir!

:)

If you pull back the covers on the bed you'll find an Easter Egg.

And if you play chicken with a DD at flank speed they'll always get out of your way.

It's a Fart Muffler :dead:

Is the related to silent running?

and a pair of pyjamas :lol:

you can be silent or you can run. Your choice;) :D :D :D

Under my bed are still a couple cases of "Becks". If you drank all of yours, tough s---. You can't have mine. :arrgh!: ;)

No sharing then:oops: :oops: Oh well we'll get ours see if we care. We'll call the Navy Dudes and have a Party on our own without inviting you. That will teach you. You will miss all the fun;) :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: