Playing too many Sub Sims.
 

:oops:I've crossed the threshold. :cry:

Yesterday at school, there was a fire drill, complete with electric bell.

Guess what I yelled when it went off :oops:

Cheif of the watch on the 1MC Dive Dive ?

Actually it was "ALAARM", I'd need a klaxon for the American diving procedure. That'd be hilarious though XD

"XO, three blasts on the klaxon, Dive Dive Dive."
"Rich, shut up its a fire drill"
"Dismissed, lieutenant"
"But-"
"DISMISSED"

You all ran to one end of the corridor and piled up in a heap. :rotfl:

Ran for the nearest damage control locker for flooding equipment.

If I were your teacher, I'd have given you a detention for not following the correct proceedure.

"This is a British School, if it needs to dive, the order is 'Flood Q, go deep, go deep!!!"

Now write that on the blackboard 100 times :)

Acctualy thats the emergency dive order i do believe i think normal dive is " Diving now Diving now" but i wouldnt know fully best ask lesrea ramius or some one on the brit boats

Take several aspiran and do another patrol in the morning!

Don't panic I did the same when they were testing the alarm this year at work. ;) :damn:

It only when you start thinking that the walls of your office are about to implode due to depthchargers that you need to admit you have problems.:doh:

Kapitan_Phillips : What did the class think when you yelled out??

PHEW!!


So it's not just me that does that! :D

Fire in the bilge...Fire in the bilge. Damage control teams report to casualty, don EBA's!

Dive, Dive, Dive.

*sound of bunsen burner fuel from chem rooms exploding*

BLOW BALLAST!!! HANS, GIVE ME A DAMAGE REPORT!!!

Actually most of them yelled "Jawohl!" (I've influenced most to watch Das Boot) >_>

Please tell me they said "Jahwohl, Herr Kaleun" and not just "Jahwohl".

That would just be freaking awesome!