A new gambit for Rockstar :haha:

What the hell? We don't need anyone's votes everyone already knows I won, my minions are gathering. We will storm the nest and stop the count before the squirrels have a chance to tally their whackers.

Doesn't that belong in the Useless Facts thread?

Finally someone who believes me! Need I say more? Give me your address and I will send you a free Tally Whacker hat for a small donation so we may continue to fund the revolution.

I will crush your revolt under my acorn boot, which was gifted to me by the King of Squirrels, Eichhronchen for my underdog win of the 2020 Whac-A-Squirrel competition. For you lowlifes, you revolters, you will be sentenced to life in the nest of a squirrel, but this squirrel will be a wolf in disguise, who will bore you with math and irritate you with hypocrisy.

You will be forced to labor in The Fields of Nuts, where you will have to find the Golden Nut in a Field of Yellow Nuts, that are identical to each other. But the Golden Nut isn't even in there. It is in Big Man Eikes nest, where no one except the Whac-A-Squirrel champions can dwell.


Your revolution has already ended, even though it hasn't begun.

Your revolution should belong in the thread of "Burdenous Lies", it is too low for a thread like useless facts.

I, the Supreme Nutjob, find you Gulity of Treason Against the state of Nutland, and High Crimes against me- the Supreme Nutjob

Your punishment has been listed above.

^ I liked that very much :har::Kaleun_Cheers:

What's in a name anyway?!!
 

:Kaleun_Wink::up::haha:

EASTER WHACK (Good Friday, Saturday & Sunday, ends midnight BST)
 

https://i.imgur.com/mc6nl79.jpg https://i.imgur.com/J8zeLxw.jpg


3 days of excruciating fun this year, beginning midnight tomorrow (Thursday/Friday) & ending Sunday night same time. It's going to be bloody

3 points....whack. In before Rockstar :)

you just made the list.

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...22855&page=514

Now, for those who assume I just post junk on a random basis, hoo boy would you be wrong. :yep:


Foot Foot is squirrel whacking music. :yeah:
Keep playing the song until it burrows into your mind like a hungry termite or P-O'd earwig. Keep playing it until you memorize every last micro second of its greatness. Then, learn to dance to it. :arrgh!:


You will become almost like a Ninja at squirrel whacking, ready for every opportunity to score MAXIMUM POINTS. :rock:


You're welcome. :O:

^ I love it... but I reckon I couldn't dance to it unless I sawed one of my legs off :haha:

LET THE WHACKING BEGIN

https://i.imgur.com/MuJRfMa.jpg https://i.imgur.com/A0ninC0.jpg 12 POINTS

Whack. .......and so it begins....:arrgh!: