So sad to see the mackems currently lying second from bottom :O:

Not surprisingly but Bale has gone to Real Madrid in a record breaking £85 million deal:

£300,000 per week....nearly as much as what I earn :O:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23538218

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Glad this as now been sorted because was becoming very annoying every time you put the news all you heard was Bale this Bale that. :nope:

And 300,000k a week how can any one live on these sort of wages :stare:

Steven Gerrard, Raheem Sterling and Glen Johnson have all been ruled out of the England squad for Friday's match against Moldova.

The Liverpool trio are all said to be suffering from altitude sickness after spending more than 3 hours at the top of the Premier League.

Arsene Wenger has commented on German international Mesut Ozil, signing for Arsenal FC from Real Madrid.

"He is an excellent acquisition for us and should help consolidate our usual 4th. place."

Would be great if the TOON were as unsuccessful as that.

Several female Manchester United fans have complained that David Moyes wouldn't autograph their breasts.
Old Trafford have confirmed that Moyes has only been able to sign one right tit so far this season.

So who is playing left tit?

Cabaye must be feeling like a right fool since Arsenal only rated him at £10 million and failed to come back in for him with an improved bid :)

So Nani has signed a new contract at Man Utd..

It's a rolling contract..

It consists of him rolling around on the floor.

We already have a joke thread ya joke/bugga :stare:

Well with both Leeds and Newcastle winning that should make me and Jim happy......

Yes a good result but I was far happier at seeing the mackems in bottom place :rock:

Just watched the bore draw between Southampton and West Ham...worst game I've seen thus far this season.

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Agreed it was pure and utter rubbish.