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Jimbuna

01-10-20 09:37 AM

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!

Moonlight

01-10-20 01:24 PM

Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood

Eichhörnchen

01-10-20 01:52 PM

What goes 'Black-White Black-White Black-White' ?

A Penguin rolling downhill

Rockstar

01-10-20 02:33 PM

You are really good at this Mr. Squirrel.

Eisenwurst

01-10-20 11:22 PM

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck??

A Christmas quacker.

Jimbuna

01-11-20 08:05 AM

What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!

Eisenwurst

01-11-20 05:27 PM

What's the best Christmas present??

A broken drum, you can't beat it.

Eichhörnchen

01-11-20 05:36 PM

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Jimbuna

01-12-20 08:19 AM

What goes Ho, Ho, Ho, thump?
Santa laughing his head off!

Moonlight

01-12-20 09:49 AM

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.

Eichhörnchen

01-12-20 12:54 PM

What does a soccer team do when the pitch is flooded?

They bring on the Subs

Moonlight

01-12-20 05:48 PM

Excuse me for being a bit thick Mr Squirrel but what's the above post got to do with christmas?

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.

Eisenwurst

01-12-20 08:01 PM

Why does Santa live at the North Pole??

'Cause that's where his house is.

Jimbuna

01-13-20 12:35 PM

Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him!

Eichhörnchen

01-13-20 04:52 PM

What do you call a snowman in the Summer?

A puddle

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