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Bernard misplaces his boat
 

"Let's see, I know I left it around here somewhere..."

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...15726_6872.jpg

Holy Crap! Bernard Got His Hands On The Goddamn Size-o-matic!!

Bernard!!

Hans: bernard, i smell fire. you been playing with matches again ?
Bernard: no sir, only helped to start the engine of the merchant sir.
Hans: good, carry on

:roll:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...161043_296.jpg

Both pictures:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I never knew Bernard was Uber big and why does the merchant start with a gassy fart.:hmm:

Navigation with maps
 

Bernard <with both periscopes broken, we can make only a thing: move under the water, use this map, and find the way for our harbor>

Captain <if you're sure.. (d'oh!)>

..
[two days after, in the night]
..

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/4...vengeioxm1.jpg

Bernard <Well, surfaced! Have you see, ser? We are at dock!>

Captain <what harbour is this??>

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VonDos, I hope you believe in an afterlife, 'cause I don't think your gonna get much more out of this one!

@ VonDos

"Goddammit Bernard..."

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...3-37-11-59.jpg

"Target destroyed, sir!"
"No s**t, Bernard?"

:rotfl: There's another great one!

St Peter: "How did you come to die?"

Stealth Hunter: "Well, there I was, minding my own business, when somebody drops this great whopping ship on me! The nerve of some people!"

I thought about doing that with a screenshot I had of a plane that rammed into :rotfl: me.

Gravity can be a bitch...

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/icons/icon1.gif
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...8-02-53-48.jpg
"For the love of God, Bernard, GO LEFT!!"
"Which way?!?"
"Go to the side where your motor skills should sit!"
"What?"
"THE SIDE YOUR SOFT SPOT IS ON!!"
"OKAAY!"
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...8-03-09-81.jpg
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALMIGHTY GOD!!!!!! MY FLESH!!!!!"

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/3...dbreath8np.jpg

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didnt this one got posted before ? :huh: