Start calling him" Bernice "and that ought to get him running.:rotfl: :rotfl:

well if you wanna get rid of bernard

when at port say hes getting a medal for hes brave act of heroism (HUH:o ?)
when the uboat was stuck at the bottom of the northsea because of D/C's
hes nice yelling and screaming "OH GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH AND A SLOW DEATH....OH NOOOOO" really keeping the crew morale up
so he should go report to dønitz (far far away from you)


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god im bored

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or you could just shoot him with your luger and say that you where drunk and he looked like a brit

I have a Luger.

then go ahead and shoot him !!!

im tired of him yelling when im in silent running trying to evade the enemy destroyers

once trying to cross the strait of gibraltar
i ordered silent running because 2 destroyers where looking for me
but insted of wispering bernard shouted "JAWOHL HERR KALEUN"

and they found me:damn:
so please, please shoot the idiot

I did in the butt and the groin.

jesus. kill him !!

he got alot of my crew killed when we where testing the MG42

he took the MG42 loaded it and pulled the trigger, but it wouldn fire then he turned around towards the crew and said "look it wont fire" and pulled the trigger
killing 6 crewmen because second time it would fire:damn:


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I kill him wit a katana, slice his head off!!

good job:up:



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happy I get rid of Barnaerd from u?

I should imagine those waves would make it nigh on impossible to carry out any attacks on merchants (at least whilst surfaced) :yep:

very very happy:D

no more screaming in silent running :)
no more insane freak accidents, like
4 crew members sleeping in the torpedo tubes then we spotted a merchant, bernard reported that torpedos where loaded and ready then torpedo eins, zwei, drei und vier LOS!!!!:damn:

The waves died down a little before I spot the convoy so it is easier to shoot and keep the scope up.

Very good :) But shouldn't that be in the 'funny' pictures section?

Or the Olympic Acrobatic Diving section :rotfl:

Kaleun n00b reporting to BDU:
Seemann Bernard shot, bullet went through both cheeks, face is not wounded... :p

:rotfl::rotfl:Excellent Stabiz!!!

"I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE...."

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: stuff 4 crew members in torp tubes...
One time one of my crew member took his barie dolls and stuff it in the deck gun and shot it on a tug boat...