The Greengrocers' Music Club
 

From an idea provided subconsciously by Mr O. Harkaman of Lexington Home For The Indolent, Kentucky, USA (and good for at least two pages I reckon) comes The Greengrocers' Music Club:


The Green Greengrocers of Home

I Cucumber You

Peas Release Me

Beetroot To Me

Celery (all my troubles seemed so far away)

Don't go breaking my artichoke heart.

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Charlie Walker - Please, Don't Squeeze My Charmin

:yeah:

That might have been too subtle for those not growing up in the States in the 60s & 70s so here is one of the commercials I was alluding to...

P&G - Charmin Bath Tissue - Please Don't Squeeze - Vintage Commercial - 1960s

Music for the cucumber and celery vegetable section

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Animal House Cucumber Scene

Shama Lama Ding Dong - "Animal House" - Soundtrack

Dude (Looks like a lettuce)

Gherkin In Your Sleep

One for the Tom Petty fans:

Anything that's guacamole's fine... :rock:

watermelon Mr. Postman

:haha::rotfl2::haha: I couldn't have thought of that one in a million years!


Pumpkin It Up

Sympathy for the Devilled Egg.

Mango Italiano

Leave the Peaches
I Saw Pods today
Where were you (when the world stopped turniping)
You Two-Thymed Me One Thyme Too Often

Way-to-go, Jeff: you got us to page two. Great titles, too.


Papaya Roses