Chill Out
 

Heck I had a rotten week and I come back to this. Come on chill out smile and loosen up I don't know. ;) :P :) :D :lol:

Some suggestions -
Go out for a drink and meal. http://www.langkawi.dk/midis/49.gif
See a film.
Have a crazy night out.
Do something positive.
Read a good book.

PS I am a vegetarian that aviator is meat. Yuck give me a veggie one if possible. :D

And on that note good night. :D

"Chill out Bro"

"Wicked sick dude"



Name i got called last night playing UT2004 multiplayer, my label was "Wicked Sick" :88)

I have begun to notice that this type of tooth gnashing comes as part of a cycle. Eventually, the members will punch themselves out and things will quiet down for a few weeks. That is to say that nothing is ever resolved as a result of these arguments, and the participants will eventually get tired and lay low for awhile. Then, it will start again. One must simply be patient in waiting for the calm to return.

We should start rebuilding now.

There's a cave, up there, we can stockpile what's left of our supplies, we can drink from a stream of fresh water nearby, we'll be safe, we'll have plenty of time to sharpen our weapons.

The cave is near that sticky-top mountain.

Re: Chill Out
 

SPAM is meat?!? Thats news to me! :P :lol:

This place needs more humour.....

Have you heard the procrastination joke?

















Maybe I'll tell it tomorrow or something.

hehe, nice.
:lol:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Chill Out
 

Good one, Torplexed!
I'll tell it to my friends.
Tomorrow!

Hey People are smiling here there is hope. :D

Time to stop procrastinating... ;)

Some favorite European sterotypes.

In Heaven:
the cooks are French,
the policemen are English,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and the bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:
the cooks are English,
the policemen are German,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss
and the bankers are Italian.

Chill Out
 

I've heard the same joke, only the last line was different.

In heaven:
And everything is organised by the Swiss...

In hell:
And everything is organised by the Italians...

Funny how there doesn't seem to be any Americans in heaven :)

They bought it.

Yeah, maybe, but they owe payment for it to the Chinese.

Chill Out
 

It's stricktly an European joke, European countries making a fool of each other.
Get out of our heaven/hell!
:D

"Heaven and Hell" is some Chinese meal.

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European jokes like this:

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH:
1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound like a homo
2. It's easy being a soap dodger
3. You get to eat ****ty little things like snails and frog's legs
4. You know what you are ordering in expensive restaurants
5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
6. You can test your own nuclear weapons far away from your own doorstep
7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
8. If there's a war you can surrender really early
9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just **** in a hole
10. People think you're a great lover even when you're crap




TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH:
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
2. Warm beer
3. You get to confuse Yanks with the rules of cricket
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
5. Union Jack underpants
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
7. Puts you in with a chance of bedding Joan Collins
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not
9. Ditto changing underwear
10. Beats being Welsh,
11. Or Scottish

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH:
1. You can be mistaken for a Mexican all over North America
2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc.
4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing
6. Hard to get the women into bed without marrying them ...
7. ... and twice as hard still if you're not a Catholic
8. In fact, the only sure way is to dress up in silly too-tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
9. You get to eat bulls' testicles
10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.

Funny list Fish, I like the one on us brits you forgot one thing the Germans always beat us to the deck chairs with their towels.

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