There are no chicks in this game
 

It's official now, there are no French chicks in this game. Just finished cruising the Med in my decked out Type VII with the shag carpet, mirrored ceilings and disco ball in the Officer's lounge looking to pick chicks along the med, but struck out. Even had the extra large 'perv' binoculars with the extra magnification for zoom ins out, but couldn't find one single chick in the game. They are definitely not here!

try the Leisure Suit Larry AddOn for SH3 :-j

i'm sure that'll add exactly the dimension you want to the game :up:


--Mike

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Yeah, when you launch a torp, you have a chick telling you to press up, up, down, down, left, right, down......

If you do it in the right sequence, the torp hits, and you get a cut-scene of her bouncing on a trampolene....

But does your uboat have pneumatics?
I've heard that bouncing boats make all the difference to those French babes...without it, you're toast.
I know a bloke called Caesar, might be able to rig you up with some :up:

Heh....GTU...Grand Theft U-Boot..... :rotfl:

Where's the part where you get to jack a destroyer and run over swimmers?

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Dude, it's 1940. What's shag carpet? What's mirrored ceilings? And what the hell is Disco!?

You are on the wrong boat Meine Herr!

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ve3ega/images/Zentrale.jpg

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lol complete with G-String and a "target" tattoo.

Sweet.

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I always thought Wolfgang looked sweet in those pants, now his secret is out ... err her secret is out.

of course no chicks (woman couldn't serve on subs in that time era)

Yet oddly enough, they could build them. Go figure. Subs full of seamen.

Re: There are no chicks in this game
 

the kriegsmarine doesn't allow nurses among the crew by but i think there is a pin up mod at http://u-boot.realsimulation.com/ i hope it helps :-j

That's priceless!!!! :rotfl:

While the tat and G-string might serve as a morale booster (Beery's crew)...despite the eye-candy, I would prefer to meet her in a bar in Berlin (off-duty) as opposed to glancing to my left and seeing her on the dive planes during a depth charge ****storm. Under THOSE circumstances... I want to see the harriest, porno-reading deck ape imaginable, singing, laughing and cursing at the Grim Reaper with me! I DO NOT want to see my wife, mother, daughter, secretary or mistress. Maybe I'm just weird and not politically correct enough, though.
By the way Beery...if you read this...I DO NOT agree with your social philosophy, but I love your mods!!! Takes all kinds to make the world go 'round.

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i like the new member of the crew, no more booring patrols :-j
good idea take her to board

Hopefully she is a man-hating, die-hard lesbian. While the military still can't get this right, hopefully she has reasonable protections from sexual harassment.

From all accounts submariners in the war barely bathed or even changed clothes.

I don't think she'd be in any danger after 2 or 3 days out...

'enuff said.

I "like" the new crew member also. But I still say...I like her a lot better on shore under less stressful circumstances than under life or death circumstances where balls...not babes...are the order of the day.
There was a Joan of Arc...there was a a Molly Pitcher...and a variety of other historical female warriors throughout history...as Berry points out. There were at least five female snipers in THE 'NAM (bad guy side). They were VERY good. I killed one...after she had taken over 37 Marines (Khe San). But...I still would not want to bet MY life on the off-chance that Suzie Q would evolve into a fire breathing Dragon Lady in a combat situation, unless her own children's lives were immediately at stake.....as opposed to reverting to a schniviling coward under those same circumstances. You have enough trouble with guys under those conditions without compounding the problem by introducing women into the equation. Why would one introduce a very real negative probability into an already uncertain situation on the chance that it might work one out of (at best) ten thousand times. The risk ain't worth the reward. Not when the life of my men...as well as my own, are dependent on individual excellence and sacrifice under extremely stressful, jungle-rules circumstances. FROGDOG. Qualified in subs/Navy SEAL (and, God help us all, practicing lawyer)

Good Lord...a Navy Seal who is now a lawyer.

I sure wouldn't want to be opposing council if you were on a case!!