This Won't Be Good...
 

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Those things people say, either in the movies or in real life, just before things turn nasty or a dirty great piano falls from the sky. Like: "I've had a look at your x-rays, Mr Trellis".

Can you think of a few more?

All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

"It must have been a fuse, I will go in the basement and reset it. I'll be right back."

"It must have been the cat. Go back to sleep."

"Sir, there are some police officers who want to see you. I over heard one of them saying something about being sure to wait for a Mr. Miranda who will be right here or something."

:har::har::har:

Brilliant, Fubar & Platapus...

"5 days until retirement, here's a photo of my two kids, want to see it?"

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing" :o

^:haha::haha:

''Friday the 13th, 15min until the end of the shift. I got enough time to cut this styrofoam blocks on the rotary saw. What could go wrong''

And 5min later I was on my way to the hospital to have my finger sewn together :oops:

:nope:

"Have you tested this, Professor?"

Have to mention a classic

"I am from the government and I am here to help you."

"Mä meen ja pyyhkääsen, hahaha"

From the Finnish war movie "Talvisota" (Winter War).
At one point, Russians are dropping propaganda leaflets, one of the Finns takes a bunch of them
and says the above, which means roughly "I'll go and wipe my butt with them, hahahaha".

Aaand then a shell blows him up.

*Movie villain has hero tied to chair*

*Villain explains plans carefully to hero*

*Hero escapes from chair*

A classic from the Burt Lancaster film The Train: "I sink I saw sumssing..." (German soldier patrolling the track)

Small child goes into bathroom by themselves. The next thing you hear is a small voice "Uh oh, Daaaaaaad".

This is a no sheeter.

Just got the family off of a sinking boat. Wife apparently in a state of confusion suddenly exclaims "MY PURSE!" Then to everyones amazment jumps back onto the boat, runs down below to get her purse and 'kaploosh' down it goes.

Everyone the crew, the family just stood there wide eyed, jaws dropped thinking what the 'ell just happened. Few seconds laters up she comes like a cork purse in hand.

I love it when someone says, "Get me the President".

I tried using that to end an argument with my wife once. She told me if I keep it up, she would call in a surgical strike on me.... not sure what that meant but she won the argument.

Said by your wife/GF "We need to talk"

Oh that is not going to go well. :nope: