Some very literal Soviet accident prevention posters.
 

I was looking around on Retonaut and found these. WARNING SOME POSTERS ARE GRAPHIC IN NATURE!!

http://www.retronaut.com/2011/03/sov...ntion-posters/

What the blazers:

http://i0.wp.com/www.retronaut.com/w...size=350%2C518

That makes about as much since as this! A Disney war bond:doh:.
http://imageshack.com/a/img843/3882/8ez6u.jpg

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http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/a...psb46b7b18.jpg

Here's one for Jim, Spitfire beer!! http://www.retronaut.com/2014/05/spitfire-beer/

Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg, thanks for sharing! Those posters are priceless these days.
According to "Fight Club", I suppose if they were American posters - the accident victims would be painted smiling :)

Just found another....gotta disagree if that bottle is full of wine or spirits :)

http://s9.postimg.org/c6n2nnrjz/image.jpg

:rotfl2::rotfl2:

"Don’t walk on fish!" Loved this one!
http://www.retronaut.com/wp-content/...lk-on-fish.jpg

Tempted to print this one out and put it up at work...although with the amount of Eastern Europeans who work where I do...the joke might not get across... :hmmm:

I wonder if Jim ran any of these mugs in? http://www.retronaut.com/2012/08/new...ugshots-1930s/

Holy frigging laser beams (I know there not but they sure look like it)!!! http://www.retronaut.com/2013/06/nig...e-vietnam-war/

These are great :D

Check some of the other links for poster series at the bottom of that page - they're all also fantastic in their own right!

A couple more.

Old School Top Gear!
http://imageshack.com/a/img838/1766/zoc6.jpg
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/102...0/834/yi4h.jpg
It's all fun and games until someone finds outs it's loaded..the hard way:doh:.
http://imageshack.com/a/img835/1508/y8ur.jpg

Actually, the label on the bottle says it's an ACID ;-)

Kislot, slovene kislina.
I'll never get around how similar the languages are :03:

After seeing those posters, one is left with the impression either the Soviets were exceedingly accident prone or were impervious to obvious thought patterns...

Oh, wait, the second may explain Putin...


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It's called a typical Slavic stubbornness in the face of physical laws and higher powers. :03:

Actually "KISLOTA" - a letter "A" is hidden behind a guy's back :-)

In Russian it's also a feminine gender noun ;-)

Or, if at first you don't succeed, hit it with a hammer until you do. :rock: