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Nun gives birth "didn't know i was pregnant"
Either the second comming or "god" was horny again and made another virgin birth happen are the only explainations that would support her claim of not knowing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757 |
Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.
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OT: Joseph and Maria arrive in a small town, an Maria now feels it is about time. So Joseph knocks on a door, until an unfriendly man opens. Joseph: "Please, we need shelter, my wife is pregnant and gets her baby anytime soon!" The house owner: "What do i have to do with that ?" Joseph: "And me ?!!" |
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That would be a bad habit. |
BBC News: Nun gives birth to baby boy in Italy.
I don't want to blow this out of proportion or anything but I'm just setting off to deliver a small gift of myrrh... |
its still increadibly funny to me.
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Now, quite simply 'cut it out or face the consequences'. |
Jim, now you know why I deleted my post on this subject.
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I was mearly inquiring to the rule I was getting close to since I talk about that with my mother and family all the time. But then again we are jewish so topics like this are openly discussed I always forget that that my family has an open topic policy that many other families or places do not have. So I am assuming it goes under the editorial section. I am getting ready to edit my original post that has me under fire though. I apologize for any people I have offended with an off hand joke/statment that is common among my people. |
Then me can all move on.
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Not helpful Jason :nope:
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I hope she hasn't birthed the anti-Christ.:timeout:
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We had a call when I was on the squads in Nebraska. Petite woman, flat stomach, already had kids, was convinced there was no way she was pregnant. Then she crowned in the ER. :o
The attending doctor summed it up in one word -- denial. Some women are in such a state of denial (for myriad reasons) that they can, to some extent, even convince themselves. The problem with pregnancy denial is that in about 40 weeks, it gets a lot harder. |
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Well sh was "fired" over it so thats one reason to deny it.
Funnly enough sh named the kid after pope francis... loyalty to the end it seems. Not that I really care but wonder what she will do now. Nun does not really seem to look good on a resume, atleast to me. Also I think the Anti-crist would be an upgrade to politicians. We know what he would be doing/planning:har: And for many wouldn't that mean the "second coming" would be around the corner? :hmmm: |
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