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desertstriker 01-18-14 02:53 PM

Nun gives birth "didn't know i was pregnant"
 
Either the second comming or "god" was horny again and made another virgin birth happen are the only explainations that would support her claim of not knowing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757

Admiral Halsey 01-18-14 03:04 PM

Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.

Catfish 01-18-14 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Admiral Halsey (Post 2165010)
Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.

Some Maria comes to mind ..




OT:
Joseph and Maria arrive in a small town, an Maria now feels it is about time. So Joseph knocks on a door, until an unfriendly man opens.
Joseph: "Please, we need shelter, my wife is pregnant and gets her baby anytime soon!"
The house owner: "What do i have to do with that ?"
Joseph: "And me ?!!"

August 01-18-14 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Admiral Halsey (Post 2165010)
Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.

Exactly and it's not like she said she didn't know she had had sex...

Wolferz 01-18-14 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by August (Post 2165033)
Exactly and it's not like she said she didn't know she had had sex...

You never know what one of those wily priests might have slipped into the sacramental wine.:03::huh:
That would be a bad habit.

Jimbuna 01-18-14 04:31 PM

BBC News: Nun gives birth to baby boy in Italy.

I don't want to blow this out of proportion or anything but I'm just setting off to deliver a small gift of myrrh...

desertstriker 01-18-14 04:36 PM

its still increadibly funny to me.

Jimbuna 01-18-14 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by desertstriker (Post 2165062)
its still increadibly funny to me.
besides wolferz preists prefer little boys

Don't go crossing the line of acceptable behaviour.

desertstriker 01-18-14 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2165064)
Don't go crossing the line of acceptable behaviour.

which line am i getting close to?

Jimbuna 01-18-14 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by desertstriker (Post 2165065)
which line am i getting close to?

If your having difficulty comprehending your comments regarding priests you'll leave me little choice other than making a definitive decision.

Now, quite simply 'cut it out or face the consequences'.

swamprat69er 01-18-14 04:52 PM

Jim, now you know why I deleted my post on this subject.

desertstriker 01-18-14 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2165068)
If your having difficulty comprehending your comments regarding priests you'll leave me little choice other than making a definitive decision.

Now, quite simply 'cut it out or face the consequences'.

Sorry I forget those statements are offensive to some people despite the actions of the pope to "defrock" preist caught in such actions which is at an all time high. to which i can provide sources to. but i will cease and desist.

I was mearly inquiring to the rule I was getting close to since I talk about that with my mother and family all the time. But then again we are jewish so topics like this are openly discussed I always forget that that my family has an open topic policy that many other families or places do not have. So I am assuming it goes under the editorial section. I am getting ready to edit my original post that has me under fire though. I apologize for any people I have offended with an off hand joke/statment that is common among my people.

Jimbuna 01-18-14 06:21 PM

Then me can all move on.

Jimbuna 01-18-14 06:31 PM

Not helpful Jason :nope:

Wolferz 01-18-14 07:38 PM

I hope she hasn't birthed the anti-Christ.:timeout:

Betonov 01-18-14 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2165136)
I hope she hasn't birthed the anti-Christ.:timeout:

If the child is adopted by a prominent diplomat or politician then we'll start worrying.

nikimcbee 01-18-14 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2165116)
Not helpful Jason :nope:

Sorry. Fixed.

Platapus 01-18-14 09:43 PM

We had a call when I was on the squads in Nebraska. Petite woman, flat stomach, already had kids, was convinced there was no way she was pregnant. Then she crowned in the ER. :o

The attending doctor summed it up in one word -- denial. Some women are in such a state of denial (for myriad reasons) that they can, to some extent, even convince themselves.

The problem with pregnancy denial is that in about 40 weeks, it gets a lot harder.

August 01-18-14 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus (Post 2165155)
Some women are in such a state of denial (for myriad reasons) that they can, to some extent, even convince themselves.

I can easily imagine a Nun being in denial over being pregnant.

desertstriker 01-19-14 12:23 AM

Well sh was "fired" over it so thats one reason to deny it.

Funnly enough sh named the kid after pope francis... loyalty to the end it seems. Not that I really care but wonder what she will do now. Nun does not really seem to look good on a resume, atleast to me.

Also I think the Anti-crist would be an upgrade to politicians. We know what he would be doing/planning:har: And for many wouldn't that mean the "second coming" would be around the corner? :hmmm:


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