For all us married men...
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxtd5Hj0yxo

How true is this?:o

We laugh because it is funny
We cry because it is true

Amen to that, brother!

We chase those girls until they catch us.:yep: Wait! Wut!?:huh:

:haha:

And that's why.... I'm single!:har:

Yea, another old favorite of mine

"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM

Good one but sooo far fetched. Well maybe just a bit....... :wah:

Getting a bit more than usual during the transitional stage from working to retirement but it'll all pan out for the best in the end.

:hmmm:

Weren't you the blonde in that video? :O:

Either that or the beauty at 1:16 :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine.".

Back in 1971 I saw an ad in a local newspaper:

"Wife says motorcycle goes or she does. Either one $500."

I decided to get a handgun for my wife.

All in all, a pretty good trade. :D

My wife made me join her bridge club ... I jump next Tuesday.

One time I went into a hotel, I asked the bellhop to handle my bag - he felt up my wife.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said "why should I you never put out for me".

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, "no one drag is enough"

My wife has cut me down to once a month, I'm lucky I know two guys she cut off completely

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.

One day I came home and saw a guy jogging naked, I said "Hey buddy why are you doing that", he said "cause you came home early".

Once in a restaurant I made a toast to my wife, "To the best woman a man ever had". The waiter joined me.

-Rodney Dangerfield.

My wife was so cold that the furnace would kick on when she spread 'em.

I was returning home from a business trip. On a whim, I asked the cab driver to take me somewhere where I could get some action.

He took me to my house. :shifty:

Rodney was the best!

Your wife is a lot like your car.

You love it, it's an important part of your life. Things of beauty and importance are often referred to as her.

and on a cold morning, when you really need her, she won't turn over. :shifty:

How can you tell if your wife is dead?


The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.:D