Canada's gift to the world
 

Ultimate Taser Ball! Making pain and suffering fun.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toront...ll-league.html

Question. What happens when two players, shock each other at the same time? I don't understand how tasers work.

This smells like Baseketball (the game invented for a movie of the same name by Matt Stone and Trey Parker)

Soccer teams are being armed with guns... what is this? Pakistan? :doh:

I was gunna guess Pam Anderson or Rush as the gift to the world.:hmmm:

God I hope not, I can't stand either and would not want to consider them representatives of where I come from.

And I was gonna vote for John Candy. :DL

http://johncandymovies.com/wp-conten...n-candy-10.gif

Reminds of this:
Rollerball
and Ancient Rome (gladiators etc).

:nope:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QtJh...eature=related




Don't be a hater neon.
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Canada's real gift to the world:
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3...amshatner4.jpg

Rush is about the only think I really like that comes from Canada but don't feel bad, some folks think Celene Dion is a representative of Canada as well.

May never get another chance so here we go.

On the plus side:

Neil Young, Wayne Gretzky, James 'Scotty' Doohan, Tricia 'Number Six' Helfer, Tommy Chong, Gen.Romeo Dallaire, insulin, Robertson screw, Canada Dry.....I'm getting bored.

On the negative side:

Celine Dion,.....hmm, that's the only one I can think of. :haha:

These are of course just the opinions of a cranky old Canuck. :smug:

I think about half the 'Americans' that the British public could name are actually from Canadialand.

South Park helps me identify them :D

Gordon Lightfoot gets my vote, but there seems to be no in between. Folks either love him or hate him.

How about The Guess Who.
Christopher Plummer
Donald Sutherland
Carrie-Anne Moss
Graham Greene
Ellen Page
Barry Pepper
Rachel McAdams
Avril Levigne
Alex Trebeck
Art Linkletter
Brendan Fraser
Dave Thomas (John Candy's buddy, not the Wendy's one)
David James Elliott (JAG)
Mike Myers
Jim Carrey
Rick Moranis
Michael J. Fox
Anna Paquin
Cree Summer (voice actress on Animaniacs and a lot of others)
Colleen Dewhurst
Mary Pickford (Yes, "America's Sweetheart" was Canadian)
Sarah Polley
Sarah Chalke
Shania Twain
Elias Koteas
Glenn Ford
Michael Sarrazin
Leslie Nielsen
Tom Green
Paul Schaffer
Neve Campbell
Margo Kidder
Nicole de Boer

Justin B**b*r
Hayden Christensen
Howie Mandell
Keanu Reeves
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper




I tried to list folks not already mentioned, and I used a list but left of a dozen or more because I was unfamiliar with them.

So, you're familiar with Justin B**b*r? :hmmm:

(and you know the rules about asterisking (?) out part of expletives)

Unfortunately.

Who isn't?

The forum bots would have let me spell it all out. Would that have been better? :O:

If Canada had an actual entertainment industry maybe those interlopers would have stayed north of the border where they belong! :DL

REASONS TO FEAR CANADA:

Ninety-percent of population is massed within 100 miles north of the United States' border.

Seems not to mind that one of its provinces being almost entirely French.

Excessive politeness only makes sense as cover for something truly sinister.

Citizens seem strangely impervious to cold.

Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may very well be indestructible.

Has infiltrated entertainment industry with singers, actors, and comedians practically indistinguishable from their American counterparts.

Consistently stays just below cultural radar yet never quite disappears totally.

Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable.

Never had a "disco phase".

Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and Scotch-plaid hats with earflaps.

Keeps insisting it "has no designs on America" and "only wants peace".

Plays a mean game of pond hockey.

Has a universal health care system considered to be Socialist and yet it's citizens remain healthy, showing the people may invulnerable to disease.

Oh, and on the Plus Side I forgot to mention:

Gunnarolla & Honeychip. How foolish of me. :oops:

If American celebrities were less vacuous, Canadians wouldn't be drawn in to compensate... some might say. :D

Are you saying Americans are more vacuous than Canadians?

Umm...

Umm...

YEAH! U-S-A, all the way! We're number one! Woot! Canadians have less vacuity! Ha-ha!

Waitaminute...

*grabs dictionomy...dictatorium...big book with words in it...