Playing Skyrim makes players gay
 

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http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sky...sex-maneuvers/

http://christwire.org/2011/11/urgent...o-game-skyrim/

http://christwire.org/2011/11/christ...crolls-skyrim/

:har:

Nice satire, I know. The whole site is. But by its language it is so very much spot on. :sunny:

And yes, I believe this belongs not in Games but in General Topics. :O:

Hey....this is :O:

A good game had it since release day.

Well, that explains a lot. :O:

I married another guy in Skyrim. :D

LOL :DL

:hmmm:

Wasn't me then...never heard of the game until now :DL

Gay detector reading :haha:
http://christwire.org/wp-content/upl...titled-127.jpg


http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media...ay_as_this.jpg

Whew! I did not know people were having such fun. I have flung some sin milk in my time, but it has always been consensual... or when she is tied up, but never from my hands. :D

Sin milk? In Christianwire's usual mode of alliterations perhaps sin sauce?

Sin staff? meh It does not compare to masturbating monkey mashers, which is, if pardon the word, epic. :O:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...highlight=word

I love the christianwire. :D

Never knew about this site till now. Gives the onion a run for its money.

Thanks, you miserable monkey mashers :har:

HALT! You have violated this man!

I must admit though, playing Skyrim is having a slightly adverse effect on the relationship with my fiancé.

She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them... :damn:

And here I was hoping you were going to resist.

EDIT: I suppose that I'll never hear 'The Dragonborn Comes' the same way again.

NOOOOOO:wah::wah::wah:
I just beat skyrim! Should I go into gay rehab?

No. Just relax and enjoy it. :O:

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

Oh i needed this today.

"skyrim jobbing" :haha:

And so Skyrim will drive you in the arms of some other guy.
You have just proven Christwire right.;)

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me. :yeah:

LOL :DL

I was a Steam holdout. In retrospect, most of my complaints were unwarrented. I play it in offline mode unless there is an update and have never had a problem with it; been using it for years. It has made purchasing games easier, as well as installing updates. Installing mods is just as easy as it was before using it. Going the Steam route with games was the best decision that I've ever made.

You have no idea how good Skyrim is compared to Oblivion, and don't worry you wont turn gay. :O:

I'm surprised the feminists haven't come out yet and complained about Skyrim and what it may do to our younger gamers brainwashing them into expecting woman to do as they're are told otherwise the head comes off with a mighty Nord axe. Its the way of the Nord. :arrgh!: