Is there something you want to tell us, Neal?
 

Trucks Filled With Dr. Pepper Mysteriously Disappear In Texas, Turn Up Empty

"There's either a huge black market in stolen Dr Pepper out there, or a band of incredibly thirsty criminals somewhere in Texas. In the last two months, in three separate incidents, soda rustlers have hot-wired five tractor-trailers from Dr Pepper distribution centers in different cities. All five trucks were later found abandoned and unharmed, but empty."

I got my share. :shifty:

Well, I guess we all know what we're drinking during the next US Subsim meet...

Hmmmmm....need to visit the Subsim store....:DL

*Contemplates the three large bottles he has at home...*

Neal...about shipping costs... :03::yeah:

Wheres my share?

Dr. Pepper? Pfft Faygo is way better. :O:

I'm a pepper. Maybe they just want to be peppers, too.

dandelion & burdock > dr peper.

propylene glycol > soda pop.

Jones Soda über alles! :rock:

But I would be happy if the thieves would send me one or two cases, as I live here in the fifth world considering sodas :cry:

A rant from an American in Germany: http://nothingforungood.com/2008/07/...avor-of-chips/ (it became better chips-wise, but not soda-wise....)

Dr. Pepper is well known to contain 'things' which weapons of mass distraction can be created.

I get a feeling Texas is about to tell the U.S. Gov
"We're useing our option to leave your sorry arse! Mess with us and We got mass amounts of Dr. Pepper spray!"
:D

Possibly, but I doubt the effectiveness of focusing their efforts on destroying Steve's keyboards. :hmmm:

First the P-P-P-Platapus Song, now this (All Together Now!!):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQPN3UKQM-U


Millenia of human existence have produced such wonders...

Harry Lime: "Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."

:o
It all comes together now!
Steve WAS in Texas a few years ago.
Dr. Pepper is missing by the truck loads in Texas.
Steve has admitted to being a destructive delivery system useing Dr. Pepper.

Now we need to know how, when, and where Texas plans on useing Steve to deliver the Dr. Pepper!
When is somewhat known.
10 2 4
:hmmm:

No comment (burp!)

I don't think Steve would knowingly take part in such a dastardly scheme.

It's possible he's been co-opted into the operation, unknowingly and against his will, by some horrible brainwashing technique heretofore known only to Texan horse-whisperers.

But why, you ask?

I think there's only one logical conclusion.


What we're dealing with here, my friends, is... the Houstonian Candidate.


*cue dramatic music*


"Sailor Steve... why don't you pass the time by playing a little Silent Hunter?"

I will be the first to volunteer to jump in the line of fire. Mouth open and everything.


when Dr. Pepper asked on facebook what other format we would like Dr. Pepper in I replied "intravenous"

Not difficult to deduce the location of the secret lair where Neal is stashing the stuff. :D Explains all those empty cans on the Cavalla grounds.

http://pyxis.homestead.com/Cavalla-Hideout.jpg