1,000th Post Poll!
 

To keep up with an anonymous user posting rather random polls,

Answer the following:

Should we beat Trolls with Wombats, led primarily by the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party ?

We should indeed, though you may want to ask Frau if she can lead such a party before making these policies :O:

Absolutely not. Vombatus ursinus are harmless creatures that should be left in peace.

Don't be silly. Her leadership qualities are irrelevant - most of the guys here would follow her anywhere, regardless. :D

Oops! Now you're gonna have it:dead: see this poll: http://subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=177803
You've made the deadly mistake of insinuating that she might not have the required qualities to lead such a party:o I can already feel a very, *very* angry wombat coming your way

*shiver*

Sounds like I'm gonna need to stock up on restraining orders. :O:



Edit: Congratz on the milestone Krauter!

Geez man if you like that poll so much why don't you marry it?



Oh, right. Carry on. :D

congratulations!:yeah:
1000 posts is a big achievement

But you invited us to join your party! You may be guilty of entrapment.


Hmm. I think I like the sound of that one.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Thanks all

HEY! You have 1001 posts now! Time to close this thread! :stare:

Wrong!.. wait..

:(

Yes, yes we should.

Can't believe I'm using this twice in the same week.

http://cdn.techipedia.com/wp-content...an_him_sm1.jpg

I had to vote NO.

There are far more trolls than Wombats, even if the Wombat used in the beating survived destroying even two or three trolls, you would run out of Wombats first. Trolls also breed faster than Wombats, even a casual search shows that trolls are far more common than Wombats wherever General Topics are found.

The loss of the world Wombat population would do irrepairable harm to the fledgling Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party political movement. This cannot be allowed.

Don't give in to hate so easily; think before expending a Wombat to beat a troll. Save The Wombats for important targets... Beat trolls with sacks of Wombat shaped Christmas tree ornaments made with cattle dung impregnated with depleted uranium for added mass.

I think you are missing the point, lone-naysayer. When we run out of wombats we can always switch to wolverines. What is important here is not the protection of the animal-weapons, or even the elimination of trolls. What is important is the fun to be had from actually engaging in this activity. If Frau's party is put into power, she will legalize this practice, so we can smack trolls with impunity.

Is that not a goal worth striving for?

Now wait just a minute, it's the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party.

I never said anything about legalizing the practice for the rest of you ruffians. :stare:

Beating trolls is both an honourable and valued service however, some believe that the world is already past peak Wombat and a global shortage is only a matter of time. Wolverines are none to common either although some research indicates that they are far more effective for beating trolls than are Wombats and have a very favourable service life as troll-smackers. Surely the elimination of trolls might might be desirable even if not on the current agenda?

Perhaps a compromise troll beater, say replacing Wombats with Louisviille Slugger Ballbats?

Here's a test run using frogs, a very troll-like creature...

http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/

The symbolism of beating trolls with Wombats is deep, profound and not to be trifled with but in practice, few things compare with good old-fashoned hardwood.

Edit:
Gotta love how quickly the Party Leader can lose control of the Party's core message to the pitchfork and torch crowd...

LOL

still... I'm going to need to see her actual leadership qualifications.;)

EDIT: not an innuendo

Too bad. I'm all for it. :D